A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from December 30, 2017
“My New Year’s resolution is to stay out of shape. Maybe I won’t stick with this one either”

Many people have a new year’s resolution to lose weight, but they don’t keep it. Others apply reverse psychology. “My resolution every year was to slim down and it always fail! How about in 2012, my resolution is to stay fat, and I hope it fails too!” was posted on Twitter on December 23, 2011. “I never stick to NY resolutions. So this year my resolution is to stay fat” was posted on Twitter on December 27, 2012.
   
“My new year resolution is to stay fat ha I’m actually stick to this resolution lol” was posted on Twitter on December 31, 2012. “My new year’s resolution is to stay out of shape. Maybe I won’t stick with this one either” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 20, 2017.
   
     
Twitter
Desmond.H‏
@DesmondHWJ
My resolution every year was to slim down and it always fail! How about in 2012, my resolution is to stay fat, and I hope it fails too!
11:11 AM - 23 Dec 2011
     
Twitter
tbd‏
@TeeDockery
Replying to @michaelmcgee
@michaelmcgee My New Years resolution is to stay out of shape.
9:05 PM - 4 Dec 2012
 
Twitter
Tors 🙋🏼‏
@MissKeebs
I never stick to NY resolutions. So this year my resolution is to stay fat…..#2013
2:18 AM - 27 Dec 2012
 
Twitter
Jay ✨‏
@JadaTheGem
my resolution every year is to lose weight & every year i failed that attempt so now my resolution is to stay fat so i could achieve a goal
2:51 PM - 31 Dec 2012
   
Twitter
Ryan Lawson ‏
@Big_RyanLawson_
My new year resolution is to stay fat ha I’m actually stick to this resolution lol
11:08 PM - 31 Dec 2012
   
Twitter
Forrest Rawls‏
@ForrestIsDaTree
My new years resolution is to stay fat. A goal I can meet.
6:34 PM - 1 Jan 2013
   
Twitter
Sam Earl‏
@SamEarl13
Replying to @AllissaByGrace
@AllissaByGrace My new year resolution is to stay fat lol. Reverse psychology 😛
3:38 PM - 4 Jan 2016
 
Reddit—Jokes
My new year’s resolution is to stay out of shape
submitted December 30, 2017 by gamermainer
Maybe I won’t stick with this one either.
COMMENTS
PmYour_ToMe
Good job.
Last years resolution was to quit the gym that I pay for and never go to. It went really well.
 
freudis2
Literally there was a cartoon with that punchline yesterday.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Saturday, December 30, 2017 • Permalink


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