A joke is told about a schizophrenic roommate. “My roommate at Res says I’m schizophrenic, which is weird because I don’t have a roommate…” was posted on Twitter by UCT Confessions on May 29, 2013. “My roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate” was posted on Twitter by DickButt on December 3, 2014.
“My roommate thinks I’m schizophrenic, but jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate” was posted on Twitter by Thomas Hanks on December 5, 2014. “My roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him! I don’t have a roommate” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 21, 2015.
Twitter
UCT Confessions
@UCTConfessions
‘UCT Expression 865’
My roommate at Res says I’m schizophrenic, which is weird because I don’t have a roommate…
2:33 PM - 29 May 2013
Twitter
DickButt
@D1ckButt
My roommate says I have schizophrenia.
Jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate.
12:20 PM - 3 Dec 2014
Twitter
Thomas Hanks
@MrYeager2
My roommate thinks I’m schizophrenic, but jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate.
4:09 PM - 5 Dec 2014
Twitter
Pàll Àwesome
@PallAwesome
My roommate was arguing with me telling me I’m schizophrenic. Jokes on him tho, I don’t have a roommate.
12:42 AM - 22 Jan 2015
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/darkknightxda September 21, 2015
My roommate says I have schizophrenia
Jokes on him! I don’t have a roommate
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/migal02 October 1, 2016
My roommate claims I’m schizophrenic.
Jokes on him. I don’t have a roommate.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/migal02 April 26, 2018
My roommate claims I’m schizophrenic.
Jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/migal02 June 20, 2019
My roommate claims i’m schizophrenic.
Jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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