How do video gamers describe their sex lives? “Sex is like video game, wait, hear me out. Having sex is multi player and masturbating is single player…” was posted on Twitter on April 26, 2012. ” Describe your sex life with a video game title. ‘Single player ’” was posted on Twitter on October 18, 2012.
“My sex life is like a video game. Single Player” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 20, 2017.
Twitter
Shaun of the tweet
@OShaunsEleven
Sex is like video game, wait, hear me out. Having sex is multi player and masturbating is single player…
7:20 AM - 26 Apr 2012
Twitter
MissLiz theWineO
@HndstoothBelle
“@Gent_Tweets: “@miilkkk: Describe your sex life with a video game title.” Single player -” #samehere 👎
9:28 PM - 18 Oct 2012
Twitter
Hashtag
@HashtagPurr
If my sex life was a video game it’d have a long single-player campaign.
And a lot of tea bagging in the multiplayer.
6:14 PM - 8 Mar 2014
Twitter
Joe Deletetsky
@joedirtswag
“Masterbating is like a single player video game. Sex is like a multiplayer split screen game.”
-@Nippleaneous
#swag
5:39 PM - 9 Feb 2015
Reddit—Jokes
My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar.
submitted October 31, 2015 by ThatRandomGamer12002
I play a lot of single player.
Twitter
🏄🏽
@area_code666
If sex was a video game I’ll be a pro at single player 😏
4:31 PM - 6 Dec 2015
Reddit—Jokes
My sex life is like a video game
submitted December 20, 2017 by Deepspacesloth
Single Player.
Twitter
Anthony Garvone
@AnthonyGarvone
My sex life is like a video game
Single player
4:28 AM - 20 Dec 2017
Twitter
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff
My sex life is like a video game.
Single Player.
#funny #jokes# jokeoftheday
4:12 PM - 1 Jan 2018
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