“My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was normal, then light and now zero” is a joke that has been printed on many images.
     
“My sex life is like Coca Cola was first normal, then light and now zero. =D” was posted on Twitter by Inma Serrano on December 23, 2011. “My sex life is like Coca-Cola… First it was tasty… Then it became light… Now it’s zero” was posted on Twitter by sean gilbert on February 3, 2013. “My sex life is like coca cola. First it was regular, then it was light, and now its zero” was posted on Twitter by Rio Manibo on April 24, 2013. The joke possibly originated on an image.
   
“Hey Joe How’s Your Sex Life? Same as Coke… First, it was Classic, then became Light… Now it’s Zero!!!” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 18, 2019. “My sex life has been like Coca Cola. At first it was Classic,  then it was Light and now it is Zero” was posted on Twitter by Paul Hart on August 11, 2021. “my sex life is kinda like coke . first it was classic, then went on a diet and now, now it’s zero” was posted on Twitter by 𝕾𝖈𝖔𝖙𝖙 on June 23, 2022. “My sex life is like Coca-Cola:  First it was Classic, then it was Light, now its Zero” was posted on Twitter by Bob Golen on August 27, 2022.
       
           
Wikipedia: Coca-Cola 
Coca-Cola, or Coke, is a carbonated soft drink manufactured by the Coca-Cola Company. Originally marketed as a temperance drink and intended as a patent medicine,
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The Coca-Cola Company has on occasion introduced other cola drinks under the Coke name. The most common of these is Diet Coke, along with others including Caffeine-Free Coca-Cola, Diet Coke Caffeine-Free, Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, Coca-Cola Cherry, Coca-Cola Vanilla, and special versions with lemon, lime, and coffee. Coca-Cola was called Coca-Cola Classic from July 1985 to 2009, to distinguish it from “New Coke”.
 
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Inma Serrano
@Inma_SeVa
My sex life is like Coca Cola was first normal, then light and now zero. =D
10:33 PM · Dec 23, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
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Rina Lobrillo
@rinacapitu
My sex life is like a coca cola… First it was normal… Then light… And now is zero… #foreveralone
6:01 PM · Jul 7, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Davexxx
@DaveXS
My sex life is like coca cola. First it was normal, then light and now is zero.
3:20 PM · Sep 25, 2012·Echofon
   
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Daroyalgaganess
@DaRoyalGaganess
My Sex life is like Coca Cola…It used to be normal and great, Then it became light and now its Zero!
5:42 PM · Nov 12, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
   
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sean gilbert
@djgilboo
My sex life is like Coca-Cola…
First it was tasty…
Then it became light…
Now it’s zero….......
3:59 PM · Feb 3, 2013·Facebook
   
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Rio Manibo
@riolm_21
Replying to @Celyy__
@Celyy__ My sex life is like coca cola. First it was regular, then it was light, and now its zero - can’t believe that 😛
1:02 AM · Apr 24, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Larissss
@_mclovin96
My sex life is like coca cola it was first regular , then it was light , and now its zero ! #LMFAO xDD
9:27 AM · Apr 25, 2013·Twitter for Android
   
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G
@samalmightysam
My sex life is like Coca-Cola; first it was normal, then light and now zero.
2:46 AM · Sep 4, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/DreSalvator September 18, 2019
Hey Joe How’s Your Sex Life?
Same as Coke…
First, it was Classic, then became Light… Now it’s Zero!!!
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/nyuszika7h October 12, 2019
My sex life is like Coca-Cola.
First it was normal.
Then it was light.
And now it’s zero.
     
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Island Gem 🇦🇼
@diaruba74
My sex life is much like Coca-Cola:
At first it was normal;
Then it became light,
Now it’s down to zero.
8:20 AM · May 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Perfumo July 30, 2020
My sex life is like Coca Cola…. First it was normal, then light and now zero.
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WristbandsOnDrums
Was it ever classic?
   
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Paul Hart
@PaulHart53
I was talking to a 90 year old man when he said something . He said be sure to enjoy sex as much as you can or you could turn out like me.  I asked what he meant He said “My sex life has been like Coca Cola. At first it was Classic,  then it was Light and now it is Zero”
9:36 AM · Aug 11, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/VERBERD August 24, 2021
My sex life is like Coca-Cola.
First it was normal, then light and now zero.
 
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Wimano
@PelleWiman
My sexlife is like coca cola.
First it was just regular
Then it was light
And now it is zero 🥤
7:07 AM · Jun 19, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
   
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𝕾𝖈𝖔𝖙𝖙
@bgdadyspnkbtm
my sex life is kinda like coke
first it was classic
then went on a diet
and now, now it’s zero
1:34 PM · Jun 23, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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It was classic then went on a diet, and now it’s zero.
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8:17 AM · Jul 5, 2022·Twitter for Android
     
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Scott McAlba
@ScottMcAlba
Person: ‘How is your sex life?’
Me: ‘It’s like Coca-Cola.’
Person: ‘Huh?’
Me: ‘First it was Classic, then it became Light, and now it’s Zero.’
4:26 AM · Jul 12, 2022·Twitter Web App
 
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
My sex life is like Coca-Cola:  First it was Classic, then it was Light, now its Zero.
12:27 PM · Aug 27, 2022·Twitter Web App