A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 23, 2018
“My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase”

A moon joke was posted on Twitter on September 15, 2016:

“I sexually identify as a moon. My mom thinks it’s just a phase.”

A slightly different version was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 24, 2018:

“My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.”


Twitter
Jack Frost
@ForsytheJack
I sexually identify as a moon.
My mom thinks it’s just a phase
8:40 PM - 15 Sep 2016

Twitter
Quinn
@Koore9_
I sexually identify as a full moon, but my mom thinks its just a phase
11:18 AM - 20 Sep 2016

Reddit—Jokes
My son identifies as a crescent moon.
submitted March 24, 2018 by MonokuroMonkey
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.

Twitter
Joke Mug
@JokeMug
My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
9:25 PM - 23 Mar 2018 (Posted after the above.—ed.)

Twitter
Lame Jokes
@lamejokes_net
My son identifies as a crescent moon. https://ift.tt/2pANc6O
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
#jokes
10:55 PM - 23 Mar 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Friday, March 23, 2018 • Permalink