A moon joke was posted on Twitter on September 15, 2016:
“I sexually identify as a moon. My mom thinks it’s just a phase.”
A slightly different version was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 24, 2018:
“My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.”
Twitter
Jack Frost
@ForsytheJack
I sexually identify as a moon.
My mom thinks it’s just a phase
8:40 PM - 15 Sep 2016
Twitter
Quinn
@Koore9_
I sexually identify as a full moon, but my mom thinks its just a phase
11:18 AM - 20 Sep 2016
Reddit—Jokes
My son identifies as a crescent moon.
submitted March 24, 2018 by MonokuroMonkey
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
Twitter
Joke Mug
@JokeMug
My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
9:25 PM - 23 Mar 2018 (Posted after the above.—ed.)
Twitter
Lame Jokes
@lamejokes_net
My son identifies as a crescent moon. https://ift.tt/2pANc6O
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
#jokes
10:55 PM - 23 Mar 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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