People who want to “eat food on the barbecue” want to eat the food on that is on the barbecue. They do not want to sit on the barbecue to eat food, but there are jokes.
“It was a lovely, sunny day. ‘Why don’t I cook some food on the barbecue?’ suggested my wife. ‘A chair would probably be comfier,’ I replied” was posted on Sickipedia on February 27, 2020.
“My wife asked if I wanted to eat some of the chicken on the barbecue. I told her that a chair would probably suffice” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on June 24, 2020.
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It was a lovely, sunny day.
“Why don’t I cook some food on the barbecue?” suggested my wife.
“A chair would probably be comfier,” I replied.
Joke by Renegade in Sports - Football · February 27, 2020
Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
It was a lovely, sunny day…. “Why don’t I cook some food on the barbecue?” suggested my wife.“A chair would probably be comfier,” I replied.
7:19 AM · Feb 27, 2020·IFTTT
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
It was a lovely, sunny day.
“Why don’t I cook some food on the barbecue?” suggested my wife.
“A chair would probably be comfier,” I replied.
7:02 PM · Mar 1, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/TommehBoi June 24, 2020
My wife asked if I wanted to eat some of the chicken on the barbecue.
I told her that a chair would probably suffice
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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