A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 13, 2018
“My wife asked me, ‘Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard?‘“ (joke)

A chocolate joke (sometimes told on Valentine’s Day) was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed‏ on March 21, 2012:

“My wife asked me, ‘Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard?’

“‘No, don’t be silly,’ I replied. ‘I ate it on the sofa.’”



Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed‏
@Sickipedia_Feed
My wife asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.” http://bit.ly/GG7leZ
2:29 AM - 21 Mar 2012

Twitter
sickipediabot‏
@sickipediabot
My wife asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
4:45 AM - 21 Mar 2012

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My wife asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
2:29 PM - 27 Oct 2015

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My girlfriend asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
3:36 PM - 21 Jan 2017

Twitter
CrazyComedy‏
@Crazy_Comedian
My girlfriend asked me
“Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?
“No, don’t be silly” I replied
“I ate it on the sofa.”
=))
1:32 PM - 26 Jan 2017

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My girlfriend asked me, “Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?”
“No, don’t be silly” I replied, “I ate it on the sofa.”
6:56 AM - 14 Feb 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, February 13, 2018 • Permalink