A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 22, 2018
“My wife is leaving me because I’ve put CCTV all round the house. I can see where she’s coming from”

Many people put closed-circuit television around their homes. “My wifes threatened to leave me because I’ve installed cctv all over the house......I can see where she’s coming from though” is a joke that was posted on Twitter on February 14, 2017.

“My wife has said she’s leaving me because I’ve put CCTV all round the house. I can see where she’s coming from” was posted on Twitter by Shit Jokes on February 21, 2017. “My wife has said she’s leaving me because I’ve put CCTV all round the house...I can see where she’s coming from” was posted on Twitter by The Dad Joke Man on February 23, 2018.


Wikipedia: Closed-circuit television
Closed-circuit television (CCTV), also known as video surveillance, is the use of video cameras to transmit a signal to a specific place, on a limited set of monitors. It differs from broadcast television in that the signal is not openly transmitted, though it may employ point to point (P2P), point to multipoint (P2MP), or mesh wired or wireless links. Though almost all video cameras fit this definition, the term is most often applied to those used for surveillance in areas that may need monitoring such as banks, stores, and other areas where security is needed. Though Videotelephony is seldom called “CCTV” one exception is the use of video in distance education, where it is an important tool.

Twitter
Andrew Mexo O’Connor‏
@acmexo
My wifes threatened to leave me because I’ve installed cctv all over the house......I can see where she’s coming from though.
2:40 AM - 14 Feb 2017

Twitter
Warren G Official‏
@deadman1977
My wifes threatened to leave me because I’ve installed cctv all over the house......I can see where she’s coming from though.
8:53 AM - 14 Feb 2017

Twitter
Nicholas Stuart Ward‏
@nicholasward74
My wife has said she’s leaving me because I’ve put CCTV all round the house.
I can see where she’s coming from.
2:53 AM - 21 Feb 2017

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My wife has said she’s leaving me because I’ve put CCTV all round the house.
I can see where she’s coming from.
2:10 PM - 21 Feb 2017

13 March 2017, Leicester (UK) Mercury, “Mailbox: Smile with Steve,” pg. 15:
MY WIFE’S threatened to leave me because I’ve installed CCTV all over the house. I can see where she’s coming from.
Steve Birch, Coalville

Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉‏
@DadJokeMan
My wife has said she’s leaving me because I’ve put CCTV all round the house…
I can see where she’s coming from....
12:07 PM - 23 Feb 2018

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