A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from September 30, 2020
“My wife says I put plates and bowls in the wrong cupboards. She thinks I’m dishlexic”

"Dishlexia” (dish + dyslexia) was entered in the Urban Dictionary on June 2, 2007. “Dishlexic” (dish + dyslexic) was entered in the Urban Dictionary on November 23, 2010.

“Just got sacked from my job as a dishwasher. I kept putting the plates and bowls in the wrong order. The boss reckons I am dishlexic” was posted on Twitter by Shit Jokes on November 1, 2016.

“My wife always tells me off for putting the plates and bowls in the wrong cupboards! She thinks I’m dishlexic!” was posted on Twitter by Shit Jokes on May 17, 2020. “My wife always tells me off for putting the plates and bowls in the wrong cupboards! She thinks I’m dishlexic!” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on September 30, 2020.


Urban Dictionary
dishlexia
Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it’s too late.
John: Hey you missed a cup
Jane: I have dishlexia

by Rob BlahBlahBlah June 24, 2007

Urban Dictionary
dishlexic
putting dishes or cutlery in the wrong place / order.
When someone random does the dishes and puts things back in the wrong place.
Or when someone sets the table and puts cutlery in the wrong order.
“you have put the knife in the fork draw, you must be dishlexic”.

by Lok Stok November 23, 2010

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Just got sacked from my job as a dishwasher.
I kept putting the plates and bowls in the wrong order.
The boss reckons I am dishlexic.
6:07 PM · Nov 1, 2016·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Sammi Robinson - Personal Trainer
@albinosupports
My pal got sacked from his job as a dishwasher.
He kept putting the plates & bowls int wrong order.
The boss reckons he is dishlexic.
3:54 AM · Nov 2, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bargain Hunters
@Bargains90
Just got sacked from my job as a dishwasher.
I kept putting the plates and bowls in the wrong order.
The boss reckons I am dishlexic.
3:56 AM · Jan 2, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
My wife always tells me off for putting the plates and bowls in the wrong cupboards!
She thinks I’m dishlexic!
3:12 PM · May 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bargain Hunters
@Bargains90
My wife always tells me off for putting the plates and bowls in the wrong cupboards!
She thinks I’m dishlexic!
7:01 AM · Jun 9, 2020·Twitter for Android

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/Suave_Sidd September 30, 2020
My wife always tells me off for putting the plates and bowls in the wrong cupboards!
She thinks I’m dishlexic!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, September 30, 2020 • Permalink