“My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are” is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter by Just Bill on December 21, 2016. The saying has been printed on several images.
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Just Bill
@WilliamAder
My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.
7:42 PM - 21 Dec 2016
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Quid Pro Quo
@n032639
My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are…. #NewYearsResolutions
6:54 PM - 23 Dec 2016
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Alok Tiwari
@1375aloktiwari
My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.
#NewYearsResolutions #resolutions #wife #jokes #relationship
6:54 PM - 23 Dec 2016
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.
1:35 AM - 1 Jan 2017
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Bobby ©
@GreenArmy46
#NewYearsEve My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are yet.😉
10:28 AM - 31 Dec 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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