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Entry from November 29, 2020
“My wife texted me this morning, ‘Windows frozen, won’t open‘“ (computer joke)

Microsoft Windows should not be confused with the windows of a house, but there are jokes.

“Wife to hubby at work:Windows frozen what shall I do? Hubby:Spray de-icer or hot water on them Wife: Done, now computer won’t work at all” was posted on Twitter by XxAmeliaXx on March 14, 2012. “Wyf texts hubby on a cold winters mrnin ‘Windows frozen"Hubby rep,’pour sum luke warm water ova it’ Wyf rep ‘computer completely fucked now’” was posted on Twitter by Ƨìnƒuℓℓy♥Coπƨpîcûoúƨ on March 18, 2012.

The “Windows” joke went viral.


Wikipedia: Microsoft Windows
Microsoft Windows, commonly referred to as Windows, is a group of several proprietary graphical operating system families, all of which are developed and marketed by Microsoft. Each family caters to a certain sector of the computing industry.

Twitter
XxAmeliaXx
@AmeliaAshton
Wife to hubby at work:Windows frozen what shall I do? Hubby:Spray de-icer or hot water on them Wife: Done, now computer won’t work at all
8:43 AM · Mar 14, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Ƨìnƒuℓℓy♥Coπƨpîcûoúƨ
@JolenePunksterC
Wyf texts hubby on a cold winters mrnin “Windows frozen"Hubby rep,"pour sum luke warm water ova it” Wyf rep “computer completely fucked now”
3:01 AM · Mar 18, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
MrOwaMagapu
@MrOtshutshu
Chilly morning, wife txts hubby “windows frozen”..Hubby replies “Pour luke warm water over it”..Wifey txts back” Computer really fcuked now”
3:10 AM · Mar 20, 2012·UberSocial for BlackBerry

Twitter
Jeanette Bossert
@Twitnette
Wife texts hubby on cold morning “windows frozen"He texts back “poor some luke warm water on it"Wife texts back” PC completely fucked now”
5:43 AM · Mar 20, 2012·UberSocial for BlackBerry

Twitter
C S Kenny
@CSKenny1
Damn text speak. “Windows froze wat I do?”
“Pour hot water on.” “Dun that, PC still not work.”
12:33 PM · Apr 6, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
mol.
@moldem0rt
*cold winters morning*
Wife text husband....
Wife: windows froze..?
Husband: pour some warm water over it
Wife: the computers all broke now
12:15 PM · Apr 14, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Adam
@Yoda_Flair
Windows froze up…
Poured water on it…
Computer is screwed for sure now
9:25 PM · Dec 19, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Benjamin Choong Globe with meridians
@chxcifiedfoods
Wife: My windows froze
Husband: Pour hot water over it to unfreeze it
1 hour later…
Wife: Now the computer is ruined!
10:34 PM · Jul 4, 2013·Twitter for Android

Twitter
kamo
@pk_matlala
Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water
over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed
up now.”
3:52 AM · Jul 29, 2013·Mobile Web (M2)

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/rangatan August 15, 2015
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.”
Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with a hammer.”
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer really messed up now.”

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/veul August 19, 2015
Wife texts husband, “Windows frozen, won’t open.”
Husband replies, “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”
Wife sends back 5 minutes later, “Computer is really messed up now.”

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Pickletitties August 21, 2015
Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:
Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: “Windows frozen.” Husband texts back: “Pour some lukewarm water over it.” Wife texts back 5 mins later: “Computer completely fucked now.”

Twitter
It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes
@Trilliam_Yeats
Wife text me “windows froze, won’t open.” I reply to pour some warm water over it and tap it gently around the edges.
5 minutes pass and wife texts back “computers really messed up now.”
10:12 AM · Dec 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Funny Stuff
@BadTasteTee
I had a message from my mate this morning it said “Windows frozen, what should I do?”
I replied “Pour some warm water over it.”
He messaged back later saying “Thanks mate, I need a new laptop now!”...
7:28 AM · Oct 31, 2020·Twitter Web App

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod November 29, 2020
My wife texted me this morning, “Windows frozen.” I responded, “Pour some lukewarm water over it.” She answered…
“Computer completely screwed now.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Sunday, November 29, 2020 • Permalink