A school crossing guard protects children from traffic. The crossing guard is not involved in “human trafficking,” but there are jokes.

“Just found out what ‘human trafficking’ means. Guess I should stop saying it to that elementary school crossing guard” was posted on Twitter by john freiler on September 18, 2009. “If your wife is a school crossing guard, you’re missing a huge opportunity if you don’t tell people she’s into human trafficking” was posted on Twitter by eric on December 27, 2013. “My wife volunteers as a school crossing guard. I tell everyone she’s into human trafficking” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 29, 2019.


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“I find it’s better to tell people you’re a crossing guard than say you’re involved in human trafficking.”
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john freiler
@johnfreiler
Just found out what “human trafficking” means. Guess I should stop saying it to that elementary school crossing guard.
1:02 AM · Sep 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Plink
@Subcommando
Is doing the job of a crossing guard considered human trafficking?
10:35 PM · Nov 16, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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matty
@ohhmatty
My friend told me today she though human trafficking was another name for a crossing guard. #Retard
3:14 AM · Jul 19, 2011·Mobile Web

Twitter
Babette Jones aka Audrey Action
@BabetteJones
Today is Human Trafficking Awareness Day, take a crossing guard to lunch
2:54 PM · Jan 11, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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eric
@ericsshadow
If your wife is a school crossing guard, you’re missing a huge opportunity if you don’t tell people she’s into human trafficking.
10:29 AM · Dec 27, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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3. Allen: “I say you’re here, you’re queer, let’s sue.” Marcus: “Thank you Harvey Sour Milk.” Client: “Do you think they can win?” Allen: “Win? I once prosecuted a school crossing guard for human trafficking. Of course we can win.” (Tonya Papanikolas)

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/tonydelite January 12, 2015
If I were a crossing guard, I would literally be involved in human trafficking.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/SailorMoon_J February 1, 2018
Just called the police on the schools crossing guard
for human trafficking

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/StigmaticGlitch September 30, 2019
I heard that my old crossing guard was arrested a few days ago…
Apparently she’s serving jail time for human trafficking.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto February 29, 2020
My wife volunteers as a school crossing guard.
I tell everyone she’s into human trafficking.