“Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done and to hate people you’ve never met” is a saying that has been printed on many images.
   
American stand-up comedian said in his comedy special No Refunds (2007):
   
Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met. And all of a sudden you take pride in accomplishments you had no part in whatsoever.”
   
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met and take pride in accomplishments you had no part in. - Doug Stanhope” was printed in the Nelson (New Zealand) Mail on March 14, 2016.
 
“‘Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done, & hate people you’ve never met.’ ~ Doug Stanhope” was posted on Twitter by 🏴Mike Hawke🏴 on September 25, 2013. “Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done and hate people you’ve never met” (also shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Karri Ojanen on June 19, 2014. “Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done and to hate people you’ve never met” was posted on Twitter by Diane Bernaerts on July 25, 2022. The saying usually appears on images in this form, and without credit to Doug Stanhope.
 
       
Wikipedia: Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope (born March 25, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian, author, political activist and podcast host. His stand-up material favors caustic and often obscene observations of life in the style of Bill Hicks and Bill Burr, which he delivers while consuming alcohol. Politically, he has favored libertarianism and once endorsed the Free State Project, a proposed political migration of at least 20,000 libertarians to a single low-population state to foster libertarian ideas.
           
Wikiquote: Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope (born 25 March 1967) is an American stand-up comedian.
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No Refunds (2007)
Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met. And all of a sudden you take pride in accomplishments you had no part in whatsoever, and you brag about — and the Americans’ll go “Fuck the French! Fuck the French, if we hadn’t had saved their ass in two World Wars, they’d be speakin’ German right now!” And you go, “Oh, was that us?” Was that me and you, Tommy, we saved the French? Jesus! I know I blacked out a little bit after that fourth shot of Jägermeister last night, but I don’t remember… I know we went through the Wendy’s drive-thru to get one of them “Freschetta” sandwiches that looked so alluring on the commercial, but then we ordered it and realized we had no money, and we had to ditch out before the second window, and those douchebags in line behind us with the bass music probably got our order and we laughed about that. But I don’t remember savin’ the French. At all! I went through the last ten calls on my cell phone and there’s nothin’ incoming or outgoing to the French, lookin’ for muscle on a project! I checked my pants, there’s no mud stains on the knees from where we were garroting Krauts in the trenches at Verdun. I think “we” didn’t do anything but watch sports bloopers while we got hammered. I think “we” should shut the fuck up!
       
YouTube
Doug Stanhope - Fuck the French
Aug 29, 2007
DougStanhopedotcom
From Doug’s new DVD, “No Refunds”, available at http://www.dougstanhope.com
(At the start.—ed.)
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met. And all of a sudden you take pride in accomplishments you had no part in whatsoever.”
 
YouTube
Doug Stanhope on nationalism
Jul 21, 2009
rollnrocksteve
Nationalism
(At the start.—ed.)
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met. And all of a sudden you take pride in accomplishments you had no part in whatsoever.”
 
YouTube
Doug Stanhope - Comments on Nationalism
Mar 8, 2011
Ash Angel
Doug At his best, layin’ down the law.
From No Refunds.
(At the start.—ed.)
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met. And all of a sudden you take pride in accomplishments you had no part in whatsoever.”
   
Twitter
Daniel De Ruvo
@pderuvo
“Nationalism does nothing but make you hate people you’ve never met and take pride in accomplishments you had no part in”
@DougStanhope
11:42 PM · Jul 20, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
YouTube
Doug Stanhope - Nationalism and immigration
Feb 25, 2013
goldentony111
(At the start.—ed.)
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met. And all of a sudden you take pride in accomplishments you had no part in whatsoever.”
 
Twitter
🏴Mike Hawke🏴
@MarketAnarchy
“Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done, & hate people you’ve never met.” ~ Doug Stanhope
2:08 AM · Sep 25, 2013·Falcon Pro
   
Twitter
Emotional Princess ♉
@StupiidGrrrl
“Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done and hate people you’ve never met” - Doug… http://tmblr.co/ZAzUTu1C9POmk
5:08 AM · Apr 5, 2014·Tumblr
   
Twitter
Vladimir Greblaher/Komesarijat za razno
@Greblaher
“Nationalism: teaches you to take pride in shid you haven`t done & hate people you never met”
5:39 AM · Jun 16, 2014·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
Pan Yodi
@yodijedi
“nationalism: teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done & hate people you’ve never met.”
8:18 AM · Jun 17, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Raznorechie ❄⚒✊
@raznorechie
Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you have not done and hate people you have not meet.
12:05 PM · Jun 17, 2014·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Karri Ojanen 🇺🇦🇨🇦 🇫🇮
@karrio
Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done and hate people you’ve never met.
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
9:48 AM · Jun 19, 2014·TweetDeck
     
14 March 2016, Nelson (New Zealand) Mail, “Thought for the day,” pg. 5:
Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met and take pride in accomplishments you had no part in. - Doug Stanhope.
     
Twitter
Bidjan Nashat
@bnashat
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met.”
@DougStanhope
(“Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done & hate people you’ve never met” is shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
11:41 AM · Aug 15, 2016·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter 
⚓Olli⚓
@olli_mit_anker
Nationalism teaches you to take pride in things you haven’t done & hate people you’ve never met.
https://no-borders.net/de/
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
10:15 AM · Jun 23, 2020·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
عائشة حق
@Haqq_Aysha
Nationalism is irrational collectivism. It does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met and take pride in accomplishment you had no part in.
Doug Stanhope
(“‘NATIONALISM does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.’—Doug Stanhope” is shown on an image.—ed.)
2:14 PM · Jan 16, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Captain Bo Frederick Dunner (He/Him)
@harpcodemeister
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you’ve never met and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in, whatsoever.”
@DougStanhope
1:32 PM · Jul 5, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Diane Bernaerts 🇧🇪🇺🇦 🌊🌊🌊
@DianeBernaerts
Replying to @RepMTG
Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done and to hate people you’ve never met.
5:51 PM · Jul 25, 2022·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
IWA - AIT
@IWAAIT
Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done and hate people you’ve never met.
6:21 PM · Jul 30, 2022·Twitter Web App