"Never trust anyone who smiles before their first cup of coffee” is a one-line saying that has been printed on several images. “Never trust anyone who smiles before morning coffee” was posted on Twitter on March 9, 2013. “Never trust anyone who smiles before their 1st cup of coffee” was posted on Twitter on May 12, 2014.
“Never trust anyone who smiles on a Monday” and “Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning” are similar sayings.
Twitter
Jake Cruz
@The_Pirate_Jake
Never trust anyone who smiles before morning coffee
7:50 AM - 9 Mar 2013
Twitter
Donald Pearce
@DonnPearce
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
they’ve already tea-bagged your iced coffee.
7:50 AM - 9 Apr 2013
Twitter
Tw0Real
@Tw0Real
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.... bac off I ain’t had my coffee yet”
5:32 AM - 12 Apr 2013
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Cathrino
@Cathrino
Replying to @Carrie_Bradsh4w
“@Carrie_Br4dshaw: Never trust anyone that smiles on a Monday morning....”
....or on any morning before coffee!
3:38 AM - 2 Dec 2013
Twitter
Kara-Leigh
@specialkaratini
Never trust anyone who smiles before their 1st cup of coffee 
#sketchy #happymonday
6:38 AM - 12 May 2014
Twitter
Val
@valpanna
Never trust anyone who smiles before their first cup of coffee.
3:46 AM - 24 Sep 2014
Twitter
angie l. cabana
@theangie6000
Never trust anyone who smiles before their first cup of coffee. No seriously, just don’t. #morningjoe #coffee #HappyPeople
7:24 AM - 22 Nov 2014
Facebook
The Chicken Chick
November 22, 2014 ·
Never trust anyone who smiles before their first cup of coffee. #coffeeup
Me.Me
NEVER TRUST ANYONE WHO SMILES BEFORE THEIR FIRST CUP OF COFFEE COFFEE ‘N QUOTES MEME
FOUND @ 7 LIKES ON 2017-03-28 04:44:41 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: INSTAGRAM
Twitter
🌻
@nouran_o
NEVER TRUST ANYONE WHO SMILES BEFORE THEIR FIRST CUP OF COFFEE
10:35 PM - 1 Nov 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
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Entry in progress—BP (3/29)
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Entry in progress—BP (3/29)
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“Muffins are for people who don’t have the balls to eat cake for breakfast” (3/29)
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Entry in progress—BP (3/29)
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Entry in progress—BP (3/29)
More new entries...
Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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