“New Year’s Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper” is a jocular one-line saying that has been included in many New Year’s quotation collections. THe line was posted to Twitter on December 20, 2012.
Twitter
The Privvy
@theprivvy
NYE is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper. #vv #mc
10:04 PM - 30 Dec 2012
Twitter
AJW
@miss_alyjay
“@VodkaVendettas: NYE is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.” @LindsayWhaley @casserhodes
10:08 PM - 30 Dec 2012
Twitter
#OOUBastard
@DatDammyGuy
New Year is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.
4:05 AM - 31 Dec 2012
Facebook
Plaza Cinema
January 1, 2013 ·
New Years Eve One Liners
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New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.
26 December 2014, Daily News (Warwick, Queensland), “Joke of the Day,” pg. 2:
New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.
Daily Strength
New Years Resolutions 😛
Posted by: MsBlank1 December 30, 2014
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New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.
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Monday, December 14, 2015
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New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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