A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 23, 2018
“Next week, I’m going on a diet. You can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate”

"Next week, I’m going on a diet. You can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate” is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 27, 2015.


Twitter
wheezper‏
@wheezper
Your GF be like “Next week I’m going on a diet,you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate” lol
5:19 AM - 27 Sep 2015

Twitter
WYCESCHOLAR‏
@sherikul
Next week I’m going on a diet, you can buy
me jewelry instead of chocolate.
12:40 PM - 27 Sep 2015

Twitter
theMAINEMAN‏
@normaine4ever
Next week I’m going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
#ALDUBmeetsTVJ
1:13 PM - 2 Oct 2015

Twitter
Frank Ocean‏
@ManariFuni
Next week I’m going on a diet, you can buy me
jewelry instead of chocolate.
2:37 AM - 3 Oct 2015

Twitter
Shirley Meerson‏
@ShirleyMeerson
Next week I’m going on a diet, you can buy me jewellery instead of chocolate
#quotes #inspiration #humor
11:35 AM - 20 Nov 2015

Twitter
Dan Hughes 🇺🇸 🌎‏
@DanLHughes1
Next week I’m going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous #quote
3:14 AM - 27 Jan 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, February 23, 2018 • Permalink