“I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best” is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.
     
“No, I don’t really ‘rise and shine.’ Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best” (shown on an image, and credited to Nanea Hoffman) was posted on Facebook by Sweatpants & Coffee on July 13, 2015.
   
“I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best. #coffee #coffeeaddict #caffeine” was posted on Twitter by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on July 14, 2015. “‘I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best’ best #running quote i read today.… https://instagram.com/p/9GsFcBML4Q/” was posted on Twitter by Ashley Brookes on October 15, 2015. “I Don’t Rise and Shine I Caffeinate and Hope for the Best” was posted on Google Books in 2018.
   
         
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Sweatpants & Coffee
July 13, 2015 and 8:30 AM ·
I’m sorry, rise and what?
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— with Betsy Celeste Powers and 2 others
(“No, I don’t really ‘rise and shine.’ Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best,” from Nanea Hoffman of Sweatpants + Coffee, is shown on an image.—ed.)
 
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@ccannonauthor
I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best. #coffee #coffeeaddict #caffeine
(“No, I don’t really ‘rise and shine.’ Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best,” from Nanea Hoffman of Sweatpants + Coffee, is shown on an image.—ed.)
8:41 AM · Jul 14, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
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Patti
@Miss_Bruno
I really don’t just “rise and shine” here, folks. I just caffeinate and hope for the best.
8:56 AM · Jul 14, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Ashley Brookes
@RunNYC15
“I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best” best #running quote i read today.… https://instagram.com/p/9GsFcBML4Q/
11:22 AM · Oct 21, 2015 from Vancouver, British Columbia·Instagram
   
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Aubrey Lindberg
@aubreynb
“I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best”
8:19 AM · Oct 31, 2015·Buffer
       
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No, I don’t really “rise and shine”. Most days, I just caffeinate and hope for the best.
~ Nanea Hoffman
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5:16 AM · Nov 17, 2016·Facebook
 
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Rimsha
@Rimshii_
No, i don’t really “rise and shine”. Most days, i just caffeinate and then hope for the best.
2:10 AM · May 7, 2017·Twitter for Android
 
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@myfrogteecom
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10:17 AM · Jun 4, 2018·WordPress.com
 
Google Books
I Don’t Rise and Shine I Caffeinate and Hope for the Best
Empowered Women’s Book of Feminist Quotes
By My Next Notebook · 2018
           
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Jim Barry
@woodchuckcanuck
#coffee #SundayMorning I don’t really rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope for the best. 😊 
@KelseyMcEwen
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
5:37 AM · Jul 21, 2019·TweetDeck
 
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Fiona Dodwell
@Angel_Devil982
Good morning.
I don’t really “rise and shine.” I just caffeinate and hope for the best
12:56 AM · Jul 4, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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@HeavenTshirtSh1
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7:08 AM · Apr 19, 2021·Blog2Social APP
 
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Conceal Carry Vagina
@CCVagina
I don’t rise and shine.  I caffeinate and hope for the best.
10:05 AM · Nov 22, 2021·Twitter for Android
   
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6:20 AM · Jun 3, 2022·Zapier.com
 
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@Lottie_Poppie
I don’t rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope for the best
2:39 AM · Aug 3, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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@AnhTuan74200940
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