Non-alcoholic beer has been the subject of several uncomplimentary jokes. “Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio” was cited on Twitter on July 14, 2010. The saying has been printed on T-shirts.
“Cheap beer is like having sex in a canoe” is another popular beer joke.
Twitter
Jeremy Tudor
@jtudor
Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio
6:42 PM - 14 Jul 2010
Twitter
Jim McMenamin
@Jim_McMenamin
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like listening to a porn movie on the radio
9:04 PM - 14 Jul 2010
Twitter
المَلِكْ
@SamehWagdy
Drinking a Non-Alcoholic Beer is like watching a Porn Movie on the Radio #Quote
8:14 AM - 26 Sep 2010
Facebook
Tipsy Transit
February 19, 2012 ·
Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio
Twitter
Terran
@Psypherize
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like watching a porn movie on the radio.
5:14 AM - 22 Mar 2012
Twitter
Harry Radford
@Harry_Radford
Non alcoholic beer is like a @katyperry naked on the radio
11:33 AM - 4 Jun 2014
Colonel Beans
Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio.
Jun 7th, 2014
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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