A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 12, 2019
“Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me. With just the tip”

A sex/restaurant joke was posted on Twitter by Ducks_The_Delirious on January 11, 2015:

“Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me. With just the tip.”

The jokes has been printed on many images.


Twitter
Ducks_The_Delirious
@MarkAFuqua_Hunt
I’ve satisfied every waitress who’s ever served me, with just the tip.
5:06 PM · Jan 11, 2015·Twitter for Android

Twitter
🎗 MOGGY 🎗
@DavidMoggy
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me…
With just the tip.
12:37 PM · Jan 13, 2015 from Edinburgh, Scotland·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
u/aali4356 January 14, 2015
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me…
With just the tip.

Twitter
milk
@miilkkk
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me…
With just the tip.
4:08 PM · Jan 18, 2015·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me.
With just the tip.
#ItsMyBirthday #TitsOutForBob
5:28 PM · Jan 17, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
u/TooCoolToSocialize September 13, 2019
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me.
With just the tip.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Thursday, September 12, 2019 • Permalink