Some business letters begin, “Dear Valued Customer.” However, a truly valued customer would have a letter addressed with a personal name.
 
“Nothing says we don’t give a fuck about you like, ‘Dear valued customer’” was posted on Twitter by Ekim Drof on October 31, 2011. “True RT @innsenseleaders: Nothing says ‘We don’t value you at all’ quite like the ‘Dear valued customer’ letter/email: http://youtube.com/watch?v=AJrB-vTpOLc” was posted on Twitter by Steve Cokkinias on September 11, 2012.
 
“Nothing says a company doesn’t value you like, ‘Dear Valued Customer’” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on June 6, 2020.
 
 
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Paul Pedrazzi
@ppedrazzi
Nothing says we care more than emails that start with “Dear Valued Customer…”
4:01 PM · Nov 15, 2010·Twitter Web Client
 
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Chris Haar
@ChrisHaar
Nothing says “We care about your business” like “Dear Valued Customer”
10:35 AM · Mar 14, 2011·TweetDeck
 
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Ekim Drof
@mlkef
Nothing says we don’t give a fuck about you like, “Dear valued customer.”
7:29 AM · Oct 31, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Jared McKiernan
@jaredmckiernan
nothing says disingenuous like an email which leads off with “Dear Valued Customer,”
11:46 AM · Apr 11, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
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Steve Cokkinias
@SteveCokkinias
True RT @innsenseleaders: Nothing says “We don’t value you at all” quite like the ‘Dear valued customer’ letter/email: http://youtube.com/watch?v=AJrB-vTpOLc
12:05 PM · Sep 11, 2012·Twitter for Android
 
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Kerry O’Shea Gorgone
@KerryGorgone
Nothing says “we don’t care” like starting your email with “Dear Valued Customer.”
@SocialEspionage on #letstalkstrategies @DanetteMossATL
11:44 AM · Oct 29, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Rich Brooks
@therichbrooks
Nothing says how little you are valued than receiving an email addressed to “Dear Valued Customer.”
5:22 PM · Nov 4, 2015·TweetDeck
   
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Ntobeko Ximba
@Phuphemini
Nothing says you’re not that valued a customer like the words: ‘Dear valued customer’.
1:54 PM · Jan 6, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Joe Ascanio
@joeascanio
Nothing says “Not a Valued Customer” like a mass mail that begins with “Dear Valued Customer”
8:13 AM · Oct 25, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Stephen Harrison
@BookSwapSteve
Replying to @eevblog and @cafepress
Nothing says, not a valued customer quite like “Dear Valued Customer”
7:13 AM · Oct 8, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/SuperNintendad June 6, 2020
Nothing says a company doesn’t value you like, “Dear Valued Customer”
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jbchild788
“Dear Valued Employee”
 
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Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
Nothing says a company doesn’t value you like, “Dear Valued Customer”
7:43 AM · Jun 6, 2020·TweetCaster for Android