"Nothing fucks/messes/screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that its only Tuesday” was posted on Twitter on December 20, 2011.
“Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday” is a popular “Tuesday” version that has been cited in print since at least 2013.
“Nothing fucks up your friday like realizing that it’s only thursday #smh” was posted on Twitter on December 22, 2011. “Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only just Wednesday” was posted on Twitter on January 10, 2012.
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Kimmi Page
@kimmi_page
Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that its only Tuesday
10:04 AM - 20 Dec 2011
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Yasmin Mimi Osman
@YaziiOsman
Nothing fucks up your friday like realizing that it’s only thursday #smh
6:47 AM - 22 Dec 2011
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Jacob Voss
@vossjz
“Nothing f***s up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.” Well said ecard.
5:56 PM - 10 Jan 2012
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KSIG Trading
@seanrodgers7
Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing its tuesday
7:25 PM - 10 Jan 2012
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Auds
@audreyjordan23
nothing messes up your friday like realizing its tuesday. #danggg #itsgonnabealongweek
7:49 PM - 10 Jan 2012
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Siddharth S/Tony
@lordtottuu
Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only just Wednesday.
9:58 PM - 10 Jan 2012
WeKnowMemes
Nothing Fucks Up Your Friday Like Realizing That Its Only Tuesday
– JANUARY 11, 2012
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
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7/3/13
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~ Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.
Google Books
Facebook Quotes and Status Updates, Volume 1
By Silver S.
Newark, DE: SPeedy Publishing LLC
2014
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Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Tuesday.
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66 Church
May 11, 2016 ·
Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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