“On the one hand, fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand, I have only two fingers”

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Entry from October 24, 2018

“On the one hand, fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand, I have only two fingers”

“July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 4, 2016. “On the one hand, homemade fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand, I have only two fingers” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on October 22, 2018.

The joke implies that three fingers were blown off the other hand.

Reddit—Jokes
July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.
submitted July 4, 2016 by TheLotionKing
On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.

Reddit—3amjokes
On the one hand, homemade fireworks are a lot of fun. self.3amjokes
Submitted October 22, 2018 by porichoygupto
On the other hand, I have only two fingers.

Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
On the one hand, homemade fireworks are a lot of fun…. On the other hand, I have only two fingers.
2:16 PM - 22 Oct 2018

Twitter
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@Trilliam_Yeats
On the one hand, homemade fireworks are a lot of fun.
On the other hand, I have only two fingers.
4:59 PM - 22 Oct 2018 from Pittsburg, CA

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