A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 23, 2018
“On the one hand, fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand, I have only two fingers”

"July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 4, 2016. “On the one hand, homemade fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand, I have only two fingers” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on October 22, 2018.

The joke implies that three fingers were blown off the other hand.


Reddit—Jokes
July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.
submitted July 4, 2016 by TheLotionKing
On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.

Reddit—3amjokes
On the one hand, homemade fireworks are a lot of fun. self.3amjokes
Submitted October 22, 2018 by porichoygupto
On the other hand, I have only two fingers.

Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
On the one hand, homemade fireworks are a lot of fun.... On the other hand, I have only two fingers.
2:16 PM - 22 Oct 2018

Twitter
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@Trilliam_Yeats
On the one hand, homemade fireworks are a lot of fun.
On the other hand, I have only two fingers.
4:59 PM - 22 Oct 2018 from Pittsburg, CA

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityHolidays/Events/Parades • Tuesday, October 23, 2018 • Permalink