“One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was cited on Twitter on October 24, 2011, and probably originated on an image.
Twitter
arianè bramall
@xarianex
one day, i will solve my problems with maturity. today, however, it will be with alcohol.
1:26 PM - 24 Oct 2011
Twitter
Kelley D
@kelleyd75
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol
9:48 AM - 26 Oct 2011
Google Books
The Complete Philadelphia Series:
In My Arms
A Part of Me
Out of My Element
Learning to Live Again
By Taryn Plendl
Published by the author
2013
Pg. ?:
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol.
Reddit—Tf2
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol.Screenshot (cloud-4.steampowered.com)
submitted March 26, 2014 by awesome__opossum
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One Day, I Will Solve My Problems With Maturity
September 12, 2015
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.
Today, however, it will be with alcohol
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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