"Wurst” (a German food) has some “worst” puns. This joke was posted on Twitter by Roy Manterfield on May 20, 2011:
“I’ve ordered some German food off the internet; the sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.”
Twitter
Roy Manterfield
@MumblingNerd
I’ve ordered some German food off the internet; the sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come
3:21 PM · May 20, 2011 from Nottingham, England·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Roy Manterfield
@MumblingNerd
Replying to @qikipedia
@qikipedia I’ve ordered some German food off the internet; the sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
7:07 AM · Mar 13, 2012 from Nottingham, England·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Roy Manterfield
@MumblingNerd
I’ve ordered some German food over the internet; the sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come. http://tinyurl.com/ShoppingJokes
3:36 PM · Apr 17, 2013 from Nottingham, England·Twitter Web Client
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T_i_B
@T_i_B
I’ve just ordered some German food over the internet.
The Sauerkraut has arrived but the Wurst is yet to come!
5:40 AM · Nov 18, 2017·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Know Pun Intended
@MumblingPun
I’ve ordered some German food off the internet; the sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
#MumblingNerd I don’t remember how many times I’ve reposted this one over the years, but it still makes me laugh.
6:44 AM · Apr 10, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Ralph Nelson Willett
@NorthernOvation
I ordered some German food over the Internet. The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
6:12 PM · May 19, 2021·NorthernOvationMediaBot
Twitter
Great Day
@gr8_day
I ordered some German food over the Internet. The sauerkraut has arrived . . . but the wurst has yet to come.
11:35 AM · Dec 7, 2021·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Ralph Nelson Willett
@NorthernOvation
I ordered some German food over the Internet. The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
4:52 PM · Mar 21, 2022·NorthernOvationMediaBot
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BadWabbit July 3, 2022
I’ve bought some German food
I’ve bought some German food from the internet.
The sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come!
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Made my Aldi’s home delivery order. The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
11:06 AM · Jul 4, 2022·Twitter Web App
Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I’ve ordered some traditional German food online.
The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come…
6:45 AM · Jul 5, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Regards
Posted by u/BoogieBluez July 6, 2022
I’ve ordered some German food over the internet. The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wtfover July 11, 2022
I ordered some German food online, the sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
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