A “handyman” usually has legs as well as hands, but this joke was posted on Twitter by PunTato on October 3, 2015:
“Our maintenance guy lost his leg while he was on a job… now he`s just a handyman.”
Twitter
PunTato
@pun_tato
Our maintenance guy lost his leg while he was on a job… now he`s just a handyman.
10:44 AM · Oct 3, 2015·Twitter for Android
Twitter
babu friiiick
@paigelawl
maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he’s just the handyman
1:24 PM · Oct 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
sabbie 🐇
@sabbiestansari
justbadpuns: Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he’s just a handyman.. http://tmblr.co/Zeg6Uy1wPfLlW
12:58 PM · Oct 18, 2015·Tumblr
Twitter
@JYPAHC
@KSGAHC a maintenance guy lost his legs on the job. now he’s just a handyman.
5:21 AM · Oct 21, 2015·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/CoolEqual March 12, 2019
Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the jobs
now he’s just a handyman!!
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Quint_Cordewener June 6, 2019
Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job,
Now he’s just a handyman.
Twitter
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday #1PUN
The maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he’s just a handyman. 🙂
2:35 AM · Jan 24, 2020·Crowdfire App
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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