A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 24, 2020
“Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job. Now he’s just a handyman”

A “handyman” usually has legs as well as hands, but this joke was posted on Twitter by PunTato on October 3, 2015:

“Our maintenance guy lost his leg while he was on a job… now he`s just a handyman.”


Twitter
PunTato
@pun_tato
Our maintenance guy lost his leg while he was on a job… now he`s just a handyman.
10:44 AM · Oct 3, 2015·Twitter for Android

Twitter
babu friiiick
@paigelawl
maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he’s just the handyman
1:24 PM · Oct 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
sabbie 🐇
@sabbiestansari
justbadpuns: Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he’s just a handyman.. http://tmblr.co/Zeg6Uy1wPfLlW
12:58 PM · Oct 18, 2015·Tumblr

Twitter
@JYPAHC
@KSGAHC a maintenance guy lost his legs on the job. now he’s just a handyman.
5:21 AM · Oct 21, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/CoolEqual March 12, 2019
Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the jobs
now he’s just a handyman!!

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Quint_Cordewener June 6, 2019
Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job,
Now he’s just a handyman.

Twitter
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday #1PUN
The maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he’s just a handyman. 🙂
2:35 AM · Jan 24, 2020·Crowdfire App

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Friday, January 24, 2020 • Permalink