“Owning dogs is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themselves again” is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is, the dog will want to eat some of the sandwich, also.
     
“Not that I want her to, but if my dog dies before I do, I will get to eat a whole sandwich” was posted on Twitter by sarahrosehurt on September 16, 2009. “I can not eat a WHOLE SANDWICH without my DOG CUTTING IN, She gets half scoffs it down and is LOOKING at me and my LAST BITE! STOP LOOKING;)” was posted on Twitter by Chayalim Bodedim on August 13, 2014.
   
“Owning dogs is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themselves again” was posted on Facebook by Things Dog Handlers Say on May 4, 2018.
 
       
Twitter
sarahrosehurt
@sarahrosehurt
Not that I want her to, but if my dog dies before I do, I will get to eat a whole sandwich.
10:41 PM · Sep 16, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Chayalim Bodedim
@ChayalimBodedim
I can not eat a WHOLE SANDWICH without my DOG CUTTING IN, She gets half scoffs it down and is LOOKING at me and my LAST BITE! STOP LOOKING;)
11:01 AM · Aug 13, 2014·Twitter for Android
         
Facebook
Things Dog Handlers Say
May 4, 2018 at 11:17 AM ·
Owning dogs is
perfect for
people who never
want to eat a
whole sandwich
by themselves
again.
 
Facebook
Wags & Wiggles dog walking & pet sitting
July 17, 2018 at 2:05 PM ·
Or in my case…bananas 🍌
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Owning dogs is
perfect for
people who never
want to eat a
whole sandwich
by themselves
again.
 
Facebook
Lori Vizier
September 24, 2018 at 9:53 AM ·
Owning dogs is
perfect for
people who never
want to eat a
whole sandwich
by themselves
again.
 
Twitter
WW Warren KB9TMP
@KB9TMP
TODAY’S QUOTE: Owning dogs is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themselves again.
11:23 PM · Nov 1, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Facebook
Cause4Paws Pet Food Bank
December 1, 2018 at 5:41 PM ·
Owning dogs is
perfect for
people who never
want to eat a
whole sandwich
by themselves
again.
     
Twitter
Rio Soul
@RioSoulVergini
Having DOGS is perfect for those who never want to
eat a whole sandwich, or
use the restroom alone
ever again LOL
3:53 PM · Dec 23, 2018·Facebook
   
Twitter
Boston George
@BostonGorege
Owning dogs is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themselves again
12:12 PM · Mar 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
DamnitAlexis
@TheDogMother4
Having dogs is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich again.
7:15 PM · Apr 11, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
𝕭𝖍𝖆𝖚™..Official
@Bhau2021
Replying to @BhatiaChandrima and @BeagleDaddyy
Owning dogs is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themselves again.
6:19 AM · Nov 1, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
June 28, 2021 at 5:28 PM ·
Owning dogs is
perfect for people
who never want
to eat a whole
sandwich by
themselves again.