A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 19, 2018
“PE Teacher: You kicked the ball at the school computer? Student: You wanted it in the net.”

A school joke about soccer and computers ("the net") has been cited in print since at least 2007:

P.E. Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.



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Date Added: 11/10/2007
Joke: PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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LeonanieJeJodie
@LeonanieJeJodie
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
7:57 AM - 8 Dec 2009

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Morten Stenbaek
@3dtwix
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
9:00 PM - 10 Jan 2010

Pomona Public Library
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 28, 2010
Book of the Week: “Please Bury Me In the Library”
(...)
Lewis, J. Patrick, Please Bury Me In the Library.
Oralando, Florida: Harcourt, Inc. 2005
(...)
Joke of the day: P.E. teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?
Child: Because you told me to put it in the net. wink

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Tony Blackburn
@tonyblackburn
One for the Kids Teacher “ Why did you kick that ball at the computer “....Pupil “ because you told me to put it in the Net “
1:31 PM - 13 Oct 2010

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Foot Locker Approved
@FayreGeoffry
PE Teacher Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil You told me to put it in the Net.  :-
1:50 PM - 1 Apr 2018

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lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#wednesdaywit
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
3:16 PM - 20 Jun 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Tuesday, June 19, 2018 • Permalink