A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
Entry in progress—BP (9/26)
Entry in progress—BP (9/26)
Entry in progress—BP (9/26)
Entry in progress—BP (9/26)
Entry in progress—BP (9/26)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from August 19, 2022
“Peaches are suede nectarines”

Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this.


Wikipedia: Peach
The peach (Prunus persica) is a deciduous tree first domesticated and cultivated in Zhejiang province of Eastern China. It bears edible juicy fruits with various characteristics, most called peaches and others (the glossy-skinned, non-fuzzy varieties), nectarines.
(...)
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, though they are regarded commercially as different fruits. The skin of nectarines lacks the fuzz (fruit-skin trichomes) that peach skin has; a mutation in a single gene (MYB25) is thought to be responsible for the difference between the two.

Twitter
Tallin
@tallin
I think that peaches are nectarines during puberty, and after that they’re just rotten and moldy… kind of like a lot of people.
12:37 AM · May 18, 2007·Twitter SMS

Twitter
Karin McKercher
@KarinMcKercher
Heard tonite: “A peach is to a razor shave as a nectarine is to a Brazilian.”
2:06 AM · Sep 19, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Viley Virus
@hannahsatana
Nectarines AKA the “Brazilian Waxed Peaches” of the fruit world.
9:53 PM · Jun 24, 2010·TwitBird

Twitter
Abe
@BougieTomo
A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian. #fact
8:44 PM · Jul 13, 2010·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Jenny Johnson
@JennyJohnsonHi5
Nectarines are just peaches with a Brazilian wax.
8:41 PM · May 22, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
The Heroin Heroine
@Heroin_Heroines
A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian wax.
3:19 PM · May 27, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Larry O’Keefe
@VelvetCyclone
@smellslikealien Or are nectarines just peaches with alopecia?
6:30 PM · Jul 3, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Dante Piras
@DanteGP
Nectarine (noun) - A peach that has yet to go through puberty. #smed11
2:37 AM · Oct 15, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
Edgar Allan P(O ω O)
@edgar_alien_p0e
Nectarines are just peaches with alopecia.
9:16 AM · Nov 14, 2011·Mobile Web

Twitter
Kat de Naoum
@katdenaoum
Are peaches just furry nectarines or are nectarines just peaches with alopecia?
3:09 PM · Jul 5, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Michelle “Medicare For All” McDi🌹🧜🏼‍♀️🍀
@MichelleMcDi
“nectarines are peaches that haven’t gone through puberty yet.”
10:20 AM · Aug 5, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
iamEddieFurth
@EddieFurth
Nectarines are peaches that haven’t hit puberty.
5:47 PM · Aug 17, 2012 from Manhattan, NY·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Matt Kinley
@matt_kinley
So Nectarines are basically Peaches that haven’t hit puberty yet, right?
10:49 AM · Aug 25, 2012·TweetCaster for Android

Twitter
Charlotte Martin
@CharMarteuse
Nectarines are peaches with alopecia. #alopeachia
9:58 PM · Jun 25, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
courtney
@_lilYANKEE
Just referred to nectarines as peaches with alopecia… Because I’m hilarious.
4:46 PM · Jul 11, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Rachael
@ratchh_
Nectarines are just peaches that suffer from alopecia.
5:27 AM · Aug 24, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Justin Kosman
@justin_kosman_
Fruit quote of the day: “Nectarines are just peaches that haven’t hit puberty yet”
8:58 PM · Aug 26, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Kick Buttowski
@dudehowbaked
Nectarines are just peaches that haven’t hit puberty yet.
1:05 AM · Jun 1, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Puns
Posted by u/ilikegar October 26, 2016
Nectarines are peaches without fuzz. Alopecia is hair loss. So…
Are Nectarines Alo-peaches?

Twitter
Terry Austin
@ielectrons
Rename a fruit with a more appropriate name….  NECTARINE becomes ALOPEACHIA
10:48 AM · Sep 7, 2017 from Killeen, TX·Tweetbot for Mac

Twitter
FiveToEight
@5287052
My whole life has been a lie. Nectarines are just smooth peaches
7:51 AM · Mar 10, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
taehyunglover6969
@gcstigma
a nectarine is just a shaved peach anyway right
9:30 PM · Jun 9, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Joel Newnham
@newjoel
#FakeFruitFacts peaches are just nectarines that don’t shave
1:22 PM · Jul 22, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
yc
@yc
Nectarines are just peach-flavored apples
11:15 AM · Aug 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Drake Akens
@DrakeQRandom
A peach is just a hairy nectarine.
9:58 PM · Sep 12, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
No. 69 Dad 🐶🏳️‍🌈
@martinidog
Nectarines are just peaches that shave
12:47 PM · Sep 20, 2018·TweetDeck

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/shawn615 February 27, 2019
Nectarines are peaches with alopeachia.

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/churniglow April 24, 2019
We think nectarines are bald peaches, but maybe peaches are fuzzy nectarines.

Twitter
evie
@evielake_
A nectarine is just a shaved peach
7:02 AM · May 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
🥵
@Mrs_McQueen95
A nectarine is just a peach that got a Brazilian
11:50 PM · Jun 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Shittyshowerthoughts
Posted by u/CommaHorror July 15, 2019
Nectarines are just pre-puberty, peaches.

Twitter
MFBeMasked
@stamishinc
Nectarines are just peaches that had laser hair removal
6:11 PM · Sep 11, 2019·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Kari
@K_Sweetss
A nectarine is just a bald headed peach
11:59 AM · Sep 12, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Nica Drice
@DivaNica
Peach is just a fuzzy nectarine right?
11:15 AM · Oct 10, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
The Emperor Has No Pixels
@YlfAndy
A nectarine is an example of alopeachia.
6:03 PM · Apr 24, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
gin || RINBA IS THE CUTEST
@xiaotls
a peach is just a nectarine with fuzz on it ..good day.
12:41 AM · Jun 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
ivanajokealot
@ivanajokealot
nectarines are just peaches that full body wax.
11:28 PM · Jul 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Doc Ricky
@drricky
A peach is just a fuzzy nectarine. I use them interchangeably. I do find peaches oddly easier to pit.
1:54 PM · Aug 18, 2020·Tweetbot for iΟS

Twitter
A Man With No Name
@SnottieDrippen
TL sleep? Nectarines are just peaches with Brazilian waxes
11:19 PM · Aug 23, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Molly
@TeamRizzWeirdo
“ A peach is just a fuzzy nectarine” - @MoonValjeanHere
“ A nectarine is just a peach with hardwood floors” - @jeffburton1057
“Just a bald peach” - @19thTeamRizz
@RizzShowQuotes
@RizzShow
10:44 AM · Sep 15, 2020·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/rojofuna October 4, 2020
Nectarines are Brazilian peaches.
COMMENTS
copper_bullet
You mean peaches with a Brazilian 😉

Twitter
Alice Zaslavsky
@aliceinframes
Peaches are just nectarines that forgot to shave.
12:08 AM · Jan 19, 2021·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Krishnanand Kelkar
@KrisKelkar
A peach without fuzz is just a nectarine
12:27 PM · Feb 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Vinny Thomas
@vinn_ayy
Nectarines are just peaches w western beauty standards.
9:57 PM · May 20, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
😷MaskedAvenger😷
@BeachBaby63
Nectarines are just pre-pubescent peaches.
#IWillDieOnThisHill #peaches #nectarines
12:46 PM · Jul 4, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
lesbian ramsay
@QDtalksjunk
A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian wax
12:15 PM · Jul 21, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Cinnamon Apple
@bigmeowth
Someone said a nectarine is just a peach without the fuzz. I said it’s an alopeachia and no one laughed. Pain
6:58 PM · Jul 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Fail
@failselective
Nectarines are just peaches that learned how to use Nair…
5:14 PM · Aug 21, 2021·Twitter Web App

Reddit—News_Food
Posted by u/NewsElfForEnterprise September 8, 2021
Nectarines Are Just Bald Peaches
lifehacker.com/nectar…

Twitter
Tim Virnig - Thunderworks Games
@tim_virnig
Nectarines are just bald peaches.  That ends my Ted Talk
1:09 PM · Sep 8, 2021 from Middleton, WI·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Local Celebrity: Charlie Weber
@GloryusFailure
When you think about it a peach is just a nectarine who forgot to shave.
8:35 PM · Feb 6, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Conspiracy
Posted by u/Mr_Fomp March 17, 2022
Nectarines are shaved peaches!!!!

Twitter
Tweets and Chimes
@NebuloveHappy
Peaches are nectarines with a 5:00 shadow
9:29 PM · Jun 13, 2022·Twitter for Android

Twitter
soccahm0mmy
@soccahm0mmy
nectarines and peaches are fraternal twins
8:25 PM · Jun 27, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bernardo Galaz
@BernardoSPNDR
Replying to
@_Deshaun2001
Peaches are fuzzy and nectarines are not…
#SPNDR
4:14 PM · Jun 29, 2022·Twitter for Android

Twitter
MFBeMasked
@stamishinc
Peaches are just hairy nectarines
9:36 AM · Jun 30, 2022·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Tri-Fecta™️
@ThurgoodStubbz
A nectarine is just a peach with a Brazilian wax
10:35 AM · Jul 15, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
☆ jess ☆
@bigjuicyboobiez
nectarines are just peaches with alopecia
9:07 AM · Aug 6, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Dennis Gurnick
@dgurnick
I was this old when I learned nectarines are just bald peaches.
5:38 AM · Aug 13, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/eent86 August 19, 2022
Peaches are suede nectarines

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, August 19, 2022 • Permalink