“Dew” shouldn’t be confused with “do,” but there are jokes.
“People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning, but it dew” was posted on Twitter by SUNSHiNE馃尀 on February 4, 2021. “People don鈥檛 think the grass be wet in the morning. But it Dew” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes later on February 4, 2021.
“People think grass don鈥檛 be wet in the morning, but it dew” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 1, 2022.
Twitter
SUNSHiNE馃尀
@chasinghappy_
People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning, but it dew.
4:39 AM 路 Feb 4, 2021 from Nashville, TN路Twitter for Android
Twitter
Teresa Of The Faint Smile
@TheCrimsonFucxr
People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning, but it dew.
2:27 PM 路 Feb 4, 2021路Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
馃尰Lady Rousington馃尰
@LadyRousington
People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning, but it dew.
4:47 PM 路 Feb 4, 2021路Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/streety22 February 4, 2021
People don鈥檛 think the grass be wet in the morning
But it Dew
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/kendiggy February 5, 2021
People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning,
but it dew.
Twitter
Mister Rad
@TheMisterRad
Some people really don鈥檛 think grass is wet in the morning… but it dew
11:41 AM 路 Mar 19, 2021路Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
ScottyChrysForever33
@ScottyStyles33
Some people think grass isn’t wet in the morning.
But it dew
4:48 PM 路 Mar 19, 2021路Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
馃挮馃珮M鈥檒issa
@smallcrimez
Replying to @yeeterboi24
Some people don鈥檛 think grass gets wet in the morning.
But it dew.
2:02 PM 路 Mar 21, 2021路Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Tyrell Adams
@TAfromGA
People don鈥檛 think grass be wet in the morning…. but it dew 馃槀馃槀馃槀
8:56 AM 路 Mar 22, 2021路Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Chad Copley
@Chad_Copley_Fit
Some people don鈥檛 believe that the grass gets wet in the morning. But it dew..
#dadjokes
9:43 AM 路 Oct 6, 2021路Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/starfishorseastar July 1, 2022
People think grass don鈥檛 be wet in the morning
but it dew.
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
People think grass don鈥檛 be wet in the morning.
But it dew.
9:54 AM 路 Jul 2, 2022路Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Metalligamer
@Metalligamer666
Some people don鈥檛 think grass be wet in the morning
But it dew
10:10 AM 路 Jul 5, 2022路Twitter for iPhone
LaffGaff
Wet Grass
July 9, 2022 by laffgaff
People think grass don鈥檛 be wet in the morning.
But it dew.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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