An “avocado” pun is:
“People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green. But at least I avocado (have a car, though).”
“He may be small and green, but he does avocado” (an image of an avocado driving a car) was posted on Twitter on May 22, 2015.
“People take the piss out of me because my car is green, at least I avocado” was posted on Twitter on October 25, 2015.
Twitter
Charlie Pearson
@EpicCHAZZ
He may be small and green but he does avocado https://instagram.com/p/2-vVj_R6Ho/
5:15 AM - 22 May 2015
Twitter
smithy
@LiamLiams12
“People take the piss out of me because my car is green, at least I avocado”
1:47 PM - 25 Oct 2015
Reddit—Punny
People always make fun of my car because it’s a weird green colour… (self.Punny)
submitted October 26, 2015 by Funny_Monsters_40
Well at least I avocado.
Twitter
Pirate World
@ay_captain
People always make fun of my car because it’s a weird green colour… :
Well at least I avocado.
submitted by Funny_Monsters_40[link] [c…
12:26 PM - 26 Oct 2015
Twitter
Tumblr Funnies.
@WowSoPunny
People laugh at my car cause it’s a weird green color…
At least I avocado
7:43 PM - 12 Dec 2015
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green.
But at least I avocado.
4:27 PM - 13 Feb 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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