A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 06, 2018
“People who invented internet never would have gotten around to doing it if they’d had internet”

The internet distracts many people from doing other work. “The people who invented the internet never would have got around to doing it if they’d had the internet” is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter by Matt Kirshen on April 26, 2011.

“The people who invented the Internet never would have gotten around to doing it if they’d had the Internet”—changing “got” to “gotten”—was posted on Twitter on April 27, 2011.


Twitter
Matt Kirshen
@mattkirshen
The people who invented the internet never would have got around to doing it if they’d had the internet.
8:04 AM - 26 Apr 2011

Twitter
Matt Green
@mattgreencomedy
RT too true @mattkirshen: The people who invented the internet never would have got around to doing it if they’d had the internet.
8:22 AM - 26 Apr 2011

Twitter
FunnyOneLiners
@Funnyoneliners
The people who invented the Internet never would have got around to doing it if they’d had the Internet.
RT @mattkirshen
1:00 PM - 27 Apr 2011

Twitter
Jerry Ferguson
@fertography
The people who invented the Internet never would have gotten around to doing it if they’d had the Internet
9:13 PM - 27 Apr 2011

The Collection of Funny Tweets
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
More Funny Stupid Tweets
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8. The people who invented the Internet never would have gotten around to doing it if they’d had the Internet.

Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
The people who invented the Internet never would have gotten around to doing it if they’d had the Internet.
7:23 PM - 7 Jul 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Friday, July 06, 2018 • Permalink