There are “pizza pockets” (such as a calzone), but there are no “pizza pants.”
     
“question from a little kid: if they have pizza pockets, why don’t they have pizza pants? ...LOL cute” was posted on Twitter by 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐧♡ on March 5, 2010. “pizza pockets? pizza POCKETS? i eat entire pizza pants” was posted on Twitter by justin on June 9, 2011. “The inventor of ‘Pizza Pockets’ was originally designing ‘Pizza Pants’ but was lazy” was posted on Twitter by Devin Bateson on August 9, 2013.
     
“The existence of pizza pockets implies the existence of pizza pants” was mentioned in the YouTube video “Pizza Pockets: calzones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 119)” on December 4, 2020. ““The existence of pizza pockets implies the existence of pizza pants” - @Yousuckatcookin” was posted on Twitterby Jon on December 4, 2020. “Pizza pockets implies the existance of pizza pants” was posted on Twitter by mesa de frios later on December 4, 2020. “Pizza Pockets implies the existence of Pizza Pants” was posted on Reddit—BerenBierfBrigade on December 7, 2020. “Pizza pockets imply the existence of pizza pants” was posted on Twitter by jessee later on December 7, 2020.
   
     
Twitter
𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐧♡
@JadoreJacquelyn
question from a little kid: if they have pizza pockets, why don’t they have pizza pants? ...LOL cute.
1:36 PM · Mar 5, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
justin
@jublin
Replying to @chipmnk
@Chipmnk pizza pockets? pizza POCKETS? i eat entire pizza pants.
6:23 PM · Jun 9, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Devin Bateson
@DeBateson
The inventor of “Pizza Pockets” was originally designing “Pizza Pants” but was lazy.
6:56 PM · Aug 9, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
matthuu johnz
@groshbarr
you know how they make pizza pockets? where are the pizza pants cc:
@mccainfoods
1:07 PM · Dec 6, 2016·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
Nico Ortiz
@NicoThe_Guy
If pizza pockets are small calzones, then are calzones the whole pair of pizza pants?
10:03 PM · Oct 11, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Sunday Night Bombers
@NightBombers
We got pizza pockets but where are the pizza pants?
11:55 PM · Oct 19, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
YouTube
Pizza Pockets: calzones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 119)
Dec 4, 2020
You Suck At Cooking
4:20
“The existence of pizza pockets implies the existence of pizza pants.”
 
Twitter
Jon
@jondbr
“The existence of pizza pockets implies the existence of pizza pants” -
@Yousuckatcookin
9:35 AM · Dec 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
mesa de frios
@GalerelLevita
Pizza pockets implies the existance of pizza pants
2:37 PM · Dec 4, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—BerenBierfBrigade
Posted by u/MAXlTRON December 7, 2020
Pizza Pockets implies the existence of Pizza Pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRNg3EcomrI
     
Twitter
jesse
@steakiie
“Pizza pockets imply the existence of pizza pants”
3:37 PM · Dec 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Bitch with Anime Titties
Posted by u/AznSensation_ January 21, 2021
If there’s are pizza pockets perhaps there are pizza pants as well. I might go so far as to say pizza shirts 🤔 would anyone like to share their thoughts on this?
     
Twitter
Ryan
@KaiBunBoi
The existence of pizza pockets implies the existence of pizza pants.
9:55 PM · May 17, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Keebie Mills
@KeebieMills
Pizza pockets imply the existence of pizza pants
6:38 PM · Jul 2, 2021·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
#1 goblin
@DelivererGray
pizza pockets imply the existence of pizza pants
3:10 AM · Sep 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Zangoloid
@Zangoloid
the existence of pizza pockets implies the existence of pizza pants
4:48 PM · Dec 5, 2021·Twitter for Android