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Entry from February 15, 2018
“Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence”

Criminals are given a “sentence.” “Did you hear about the Tongue Twister Champion who was arrested last week? He’s expecting a tough sentence” is a pun that was posted on Twitter by Andy Fanton, Lord of Laffs‏ on November 12, 2013. The joke as been printed on many images.

“Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence” was posted on Twitter by Pundamentalism‏ on May 6, 2014.

The joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 7, 2018.


Twitter
Andy Fanton, Lord of Laffs
@YourPalFanton
BREAKING NEWS: Arrested Tongue Twister Champion Expecting Tough Sentence.
5:50 AM · Nov 11, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Andy Fanton, Lord of Laffs
@YourPalFanton
@fridayproject Did you hear about the Tongue Twister Champion who was arrested last week? He’s expecting a tough sentence.
9:12 AM · Nov 12, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Pundamentalism
@Pundamentalism
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
3:18 AM · May 6, 2014·TweetDeck

Twitter
Dave B
@dacy_essex
Replying to @Nikolai_
@Nikolai_ @D_NS the tongue twister world champion was arrested. He received a really tough sentence (via someone else)
11:37 AM · Feb 10, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Pundamentalism
@Pundamentalism
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
5:46 PM · Aug 18, 2016·TweetDeck

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/kaj1981 February 7, 2018
Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.
I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.

Twitter
Mr. Drinks On Me‏
@Mr_DrinksOnMe
Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
2:08 AM - 8 Feb 2018

Twitter
LaffGaff‏
@LaffGaff
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
4:12 PM - 16 Feb 2018

Twitter
Bob Swanston
@SwanstonRobert
#wednesdaywit
Police have arrested the World Tongue-twister Champion.
I expect he will be given a really tough sentence.
9:17 PM · Mar 20, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
David Bradley
@davidbradley011
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
#sundayjokes #smile #stopcarryon
9:32 AM · Mar 25, 2018·Twitter for iPad

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ashwinvias March 26, 2018
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/NopeNopeNope2020 February 12, 2020
The world’s greatest tongue-twister expert just got arrested.
I bet they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Thursday, February 15, 2018 • Permalink