There are poppy seeds, but no mommy seeds.
   
“There are a lot of things with Poppy seeds. Never see any Mommy seeds…......??” was posted on the newsgroup alt.sixtyplus on September 17, 2003. “Poppy seeds presuppose the existence of ‘Mommy seeds’” was posted on Twitter by Aleks Arcabascio on October 9, 2022. “Poppy seeds imply the existence of mommy seeds” was posted on Twitter by hassan on November 19, 2022.
     
“Husband (10’s dad): The opposite is mommy seeds” was posted on Twitter by Nicole on October 30, 2018. “Me: what even is a poppyseed? MY DAD: the opposite of a mommyseed 💀😭” was posted on Twitter by REESE on June 3, 2020.
   
   
Wikipedia: Poppy seed
Poppy seed is an oilseed obtained from the opium poppy (Papaver somniferum). The tiny, kidney-shaped seeds have been harvested from dried seed pods by various civilizations for thousands of years. It is still widely used in many countries, especially in Central Europe and South Asia, where it is legally grown and sold in shops. The seeds are used whole or ground into meal as an ingredient in many foods – especially in pastry and bread – and they are pressed to yield poppyseed oil.
       
Google Groups: alt.sixtyplus
Just wondering
Bob Thomas
Sep 17, 2003, 3:31:28 PM
(...)
There are a lot of things with Poppy seeds. Never see any Mommy seeds…......??
   
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10|27 🦂
@OVOLaShaee
eattinn MommySeeds 😊
7:23 PM · Oct 11, 2012·Twitter for Android
 
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Tanner
@TannerPriceless
If yo pops gets high on poppy seeds then does ya moms get high on mommy seeds
12:33 PM · Dec 10, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Papou
@PapouJokes
(Looking in the kitchen pantry) I see the poppy seeds but do not see the Mommy seeds. #PapouJokes
6:16 PM · Apr 16, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Nicole
@OkiNicHoe
Me: It has poppy seeds in it.
10: Poppy seeds?
Me: Yeah, the black things.
Husband (10’s dad): The opposite is mommy seeds.
10: 🤦‍♂️
Welcome to my dinner table
9:43 PM · Oct 30, 2018 from Navarre, FL·Twitter for iPhone
 
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crazyguitarman23
@CGM_Jared
Why are there poppy seeds, but no mommy seeds?
That’s where my mind was at work today…
10:48 PM · Aug 16, 2019·Twitter Web App
     
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Elizabeth
@eeebs1
today when I asked for a poppyseed bagel the guy said “sorry we only have mommyseed”
9:12 AM · Aug 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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REESE
@reesenishida
Me: what even is a poppyseed?
MY DAD: the opposite of a mommyseed 💀😭
1:06 AM · Jun 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Jordan Rodman
@rodman763
ate a poppy seed bagel and I’m like where r the mommy seeds?!?!
9:29 AM · Jul 5, 2022·Twitter Web App
   
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Aleks Arcabascio
@a1z0
Poppy seeds presuppose the existence of “Mommy seeds”,
while “Grandparent seeds” we can just assume are raisins.
12:38 PM · Oct 9, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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hassan
@HassanKowlis
Poppy seeds imply the existence of mommy seeds.
9:34 PM · Nov 19, 2022·Twitter Web App