Pornography is often accused of giving young people unrealistic expectations about sex. A joke gives a twist to this.
   
“Porn is so unrealistic, there’s no way you’d ever get a plumber around to your house that quickly” was posted on Twitter by Ian Pithie on June 14, 2012. “Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house” was posted on Twitter by The Shite Shadowe on January 9, 2013.  “Porn gives young people an unhealthy and unrealistic expectation of how fast a plumber will arrive at your house” was posted on Twitter by Pete Whelan on January 22, 2013.
     
It is not known who told the original joke.
   
         
Twitter   
Ian Pithie
@MrPiths
Porn is so unrealistic, there’s no way you’d ever get a plumber around to your house that quickly.
10:18 AM · Jun 14, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter   
Bev
@BevLive
Porn is so unrealistic, there’s no way you’d ever get a plumber around to your house that quickly.
12:58 PM · Jun 14, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter   
adam hess
@adamhess1
Porn paints an unrealistic picture of how quickly you can get a plumber over to your house.
7:31 AM · Jul 1, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter   
The Shite Shadowe
@ShiteShadowe
RT @deconstructo “porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house”
11:46 PM · Jan 9, 2013·TweetDeck
 
Twitter   
Pete Whelan
@PeteJamesWhelan
Porn gives young people an unhealthy and unrealistic expectation of how fast a plumber will arrive at your house
5:37 AM · Jan 22, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter   
Zoie Kennedy
@zoieart
@kim_tiddy fact1: porn gives people a totally unrealistic expectation of how long it will actually take a plumber to get to your house.
3:40 PM · Jan 22, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter   
Holly Is Essential
@Holly_Brooke7
Porn gives young people the unrealistic expectation that the plumber will actually show up on time.
11:50 PM · Jan 22, 2013·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter   
Narelle
@narelle
Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
7:40 PM · Feb 2, 2013·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Christian McCrory
@ChrisMcCrory18
Porn gives young people an unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will actually take to get to your house
8:00 AM · Jun 23, 2015·Twitter Web Client
     
Facebook
Fred Brown Plumbing, Llc
August 16, 2015 ·
Porn gives young people an unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will take to get to your house.
Just sayin’
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/lefty121 April 9, 2020
Porn gives people an unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will get to your house.
 
Twitter
Shower Thoughts
@ShowerB0T
Porn gives people an unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will get to your house. #Showerthoughts
12:51 AM · Apr 9, 2020·ShowerBot