A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from December 25, 2019
“Pringles got into my carpet. It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush”

"It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” (1951) is a Christmas standard song by Meredith Wilson. If Pringles potato chips ("crisps" in the UK) get into your carpet, it can begin to look a lot like crisp mush.

“I’ve just accidentally poured cola into a bag of Salt n Shake.  It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush” was posted on Twitter by Heather Hill on December 12, 2011. “I really must pick up those Ready Salted I trod into the carpet earlier. It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush” was posted on Twitter by GlennyRodge on December 25, 2011.

“Best twitter joke - I really should pick up those trodden in Pringles on my living room carpet. It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush” was posted on Twitter by Leigh Thomas on December 21, 2012.

“What are Santa’s favorite chips?"/"Crisp Pringles” and “What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?"/"Crisp Cringle” are related jokes.


Wikipedia: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” is a Christmas song written in 1951 by Meredith Willson. The song was originally titled “It’s Beginning to Look Like Christmas”. The song has been recorded by many artists, but was a hit for Perry Como and The Fontane Sisters with Mitchell Ayres & His Orchestra on September 18, 1951, and released on RCA Victor as 47-4314 (45 rpm) and 20-4314 (78 rpm). Bing Crosby recorded a version on October 1, 1951, which was also widely played.

Twitter
Heather Hill
@Hell4Heather
I’ve just accidentally poured cola into a bag of Salt n Shake.  It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush
11:13 AM · Dec 12, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
GlennyRodge
@GlennyRodge
I really must pick up those Ready Salted I trod into the carpet earlier. It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush.
4:07 PM · Dec 25, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Leigh Thomas
@leight
Best twitter joke - I really should pick up those trodden in Pringles on my living room carpet. It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush
8:08 AM · Dec 21, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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David A Wilson.
@dhfwilson
Just spilled a full carton of Pringles on the carpet and my wet dogs are treading it all in...its beginning to look a lot like Crisp Mush.
9:18 AM · Dec 21, 2012· HTC Peep

Twitter
Stephen Hill 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@shill306
Trodden in Pringles on your carpet?  Don’t worry, it’s beginning to look a lot like Crisp mush.
7:17 PM · Dec 21, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Gemma
@gemmasomerset
Stamping on Pringles… It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush. (copyright @hazworcs13)
7:24 PM · Dec 22, 2012·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Maz🥐
@spicerupurlife
#christmasjokes I really should pick up those trodden in pringles on my living room carpet. It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush.
5:04 AM · Dec 23, 2012·Twitter for Android

Twitter
GlennyRodge
@GlennyRodge
I really must pick up those Pringles I trod into the carpet earlier. It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush.
1:35 PM · Dec 1, 2014·Twitter Web Client

The Standup’s Daily Gag Feed
ATTENTION COMEDIANS AND WOULD BE COMICS….
#755
Posted by thegagster1 on December 1, 2014
Posted in: Comedy & Humour.
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I really must pick up those Pringles I trod into the carpet earlier. It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush.

The Dive Forum
Joke of the day
londonsean69
11-01-2016, 09:38 AM
Happy Monday guys and girls smile
Now the party season’s over, it’s time to clean up those Pringles that got trod into the carpet.
♫ It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush…♫♪

Facebook
LES’S LAFFS
December 26, 2018 ·
I really must clear up the Pringles I trod into my carpet the other day. It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush.

Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
I really must clear up the Pringles I trod into my carpet yesterday…
It’s beginning to look a lot like crisp mush.
🎄
#BoxingDay
3:32 AM · Dec 26, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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