A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 11, 2019
“Pun enters a room, kills 10 people. Pun in, 10 dead”

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A pun version is:

“A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot. Pun in, ten dead.”

The joke is on “pun intended.” “A pun joke walked in and killed 10 friends. pun in, ten dead” was posted on Twitter by Samuel Philip #BBNAIJA on January 20, 2019. “A pun walks into a bar and ten people die. Pun in, ten dead” was posted on Twitter by David White on January 24, 2019.

The joke is also told with a room instead of a bar setting. “Pun walks into a room of 10 people. Pun in, ten dead” was posted on Twitter by Kachī® on January 21, 2019. “Pun enters a room, kills 10 people. Pun in, 10 dead” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 13, 2019.

“I submitted 10 puns to a newspaper contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did” is a similar joke.


Twitter
Samuel Philip #BBNAIJA
@The_improviser
a pun joke walked in and killed 10 friends. pun in, ten dead.
6:28 AM · Jan 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
mariah
@Marrr1ah
pun intended= pun in ten dead
10:39 AM · Jan 20, 2019·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Kachī®
@trikcsz
Pun walks into a room of 10 people.
Pun in, ten dead 💀
3:59 PM · Jan 21, 2019 from Lagos, Nigeria·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Habulele
@Abbkrrr
*a wordplay walked into a bar and shot 10 people. pun in, ten dead.
still not so good
6:36 PM · Jan 21, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Rick
@rickierhymes
A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
7:26 PM · Jan 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Anastasia
@prettydiferent
A man named Pun walked into a bar and killed ten people. I guess you can say “Pun in, ten dead"👌👌
#STOLEN
6:14 AM · Jan 23, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
David White
@davidwhite794
A pun walks into a bar and ten people die. Pun in, ten dead
11:52 AM · Jan 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Portergeist February 13, 2019
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people
Pun in, 10 dead

Twitter
zerbear
@z_stricklin
Replying to @austinmuniz
A pun walks into a bar and kills 10 people. Pun in 10 dead
9:24 AM · Feb 18, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Puns
Posted by u/Gamer1906 February 23, 2019
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people Pun in, 10 dead

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Dude506 March 8, 2019
A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people. A news reporter comes to the scene and summarizes it in four words.
Pun in, ten dead.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Quint_Cordewener June 14, 2019
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people.
Pun in, ten dead.
COMMENTS
StMartinus
Un enters a room, accidentally kills 10 people.
Un in, ten dead.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Fanthom12 August 11, 2019
A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot.
Pun in, ten dead

Edit: The police quickly arrived at the scene, surrounding the bar. The pun was trapped in the bar but it decided to hold on and have a shoot out with the police instead of surrendering. Sadly, the pun didn’t make it out alive. He was pun out dead at the scene.

Edit: Nobody attended the puns funeral, they all at ten ded.
-Mic drop-

Edit: Wasn’t that a killer pun?

Edit: Unfortunately I told about 10 puns before this one. Did any of them land? No. No pun in ten did.
(Credit To killsforsporks and TLo137 for the last 2 edits)

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/SDWGNFLD August 11, 2019
A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot.
Pun in, ten dead.

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