A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 23, 2014
“Real as Colby cheese”

Jenny Delich, a star of MTV’s Real World: ex-plosion, said on the show in March 2014:

“I’m real as fucking Colby cheese, okay? I’m real.”

Delich then added, “I just made that up. I don’t know how real Colby cheese is.” The line quickly became popular and JennyDelich.com sold “Real as Colby Cheese” T-shirts.

Wikipedia: Colby cheese
Colby is a cow’s milk cheese.

oseph F. Steinwand in 1874 developed a new type of cheese at his father’s cheese factory near Colby, Wisconsin. The cheese was named after the village, which had been founded three years earlier. While Colby cheese is still available for sale, it is no longer produced in its native Colby, Wisconsin. A festival commemorating the cheese is held every year in mid-July where all local food booths offer free Colby cheese as well as bison burgers and ice cream milkshakes. A tractor and ATV pull also occurs during the festival on First Street.

Real as Colby Cheese
Are you real like Colby Cheese? Well, whether you are or aren’t you can tell people you are with Jenny’s first official T-Shirt.

MTV—Real World: ex-plosion
show clip - sneak peek
ep. 10 | sneak peek
Jenny gets real with Jenna and tells her to move on. Airs Wednesday at 10/9c.
0:50 - posted on 3/14/14

Jessica ♚
“I’m as fucking real as Colby cheese” @jennycdelich 😂😂😂
10:36 PM - 17 Mar 2014

Mel Pugh
Best line ever from @jennycdelich I’m real real as Colby cheese wait I just made that up I don’t know how real Colby cheese is lol 2 funny
1:50 PM - 18 Mar 2014

Jenny Delich MTV
“@Eswan5: ‘I’m real as Colby cheese’ whaaat does that mean @jennycdelich #RealWorldExplosion” Sometimes words come out faster than I think😅
9:12 PM - 19 Mar 2014

Jenny Delich MTV
“@loviedovie0210: My new phrase “I’m more real than Colby cheese” thanks @jennycdelich” http://www.jennydelich.com pic.twitter.com/865qRmyGrW
9:23 PM - 21 Mar 2014

Grantland Reality TV Fantasy League: Keeping It As Real As Colby Cheese
MARCH 21, 2014
Jenny and Jenna (Real World, 122,812,718,278,127 points)
Jacoby: On this week’s episode, Jenny and Jenna had the greatest exchange in the history of television. I watched it 17 times. Jenna is outside a club, while her (kind of) boyfriend Jay flirts with a cocktail waitress inside the club.

Jenny: “You’re a hot bitch; I would have to say you’re the hottest bitch in this house.”

Jenna: “Why are you tawkin’ to the bottle waitress in front of me?”

Jenny: “You are hotter than all those girls, and I’m telling you this because I’m being real with you. I don’t lie, and I’m not fake. I’m real as Colby cheese, I am real as fuck.”

Jenna: “Right.”

Jenny: “I just made that up. I don’t know how real Colby cheese is.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, March 23, 2014 • Permalink