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Entry from March 19, 2021
“Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon”

The Millennium Falcon (a fictional starship in the Star Wars franchise) shouldn’t be confused with a “Millennial Falcon,” but there are jokes. The jokes are based on the fact that many millennials eat avocado toast.

“The Millennial Falcon ride just can’t even and totally blew its money on avocado toast or… https://instagram.com/p/BUKfSElAKb-/” was posted on Twitter by Jim Disney on May 16, 2007. “What do you call a spaceship that runs off of renewable energy sources and avocado toast? The Millennial Falcon” was posted on Twitter by johnnybgood on July 20, 2017.

“Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon” was posted on Twitter by Sarah McLaughlin on December 27, 2017. This “millennial falcon” tweet went viral, with over 200,000 likes.


Wikipedia: Millennium Falcon
The Millennium Falcon is a fictional starship in the Star Wars franchise.

Twitter
Jim Disney
@westcoasternet
The Millennial Falcon ride just can’t even and totally blew its money on avocado toast or… https://instagram.com/p/BUKfSElAKb-/
2:49 PM · May 16, 2017·Instagram

Twitter
johnnybgood
@johnny_bates09
What do you call a spaceship that runs off of renewable energy sources and avocado toast?
The Millennial Falcon.
10:45 AM · Jul 20, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Mr Dysphemistic
@manyshovels
As a typo I wrote “Millennial Falcon” so now I have to pretend the fastest ship ever was named after a bird of prey that likes avocado toast
9:45 AM · Jul 23, 2017·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Little Bronze Mirrors
@jacel
“If Han Solo had eaten less avocado toast he could’ve afforded something prettier than the Millennial Falcon.”
1:07 PM · Aug 5, 2017·Twidere-Jacel

Twitter
Sarah McLaughlin
@sarahemclaugh
Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.
8:16 PM · Dec 27, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/legendfriend December 28, 2017
Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast.
Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.
@sarahemclaugh

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Savage_X December 28, 2017
Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast.
Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Shihab_8 December 28, 2017
A bird eating avocado on toast would be a millennial falcon.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/jonhalo January 30, 2018
Saw a falcon eating avocado toast.
Guess it’s a millennial falcon.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto September 24, 2018
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto January 5, 2019
I was in my backyard when I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/elkelk January 30, 2019
What’s the best way to smuggle avacado toast across the galaxy?
On the millennial falcon.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted byu/porichoygupto January 31, 2020
I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
It was a millennial falcon.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto March 19, 2021
When I woke up this morning, I saw a bird of prey sitting in my backyard eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, March 19, 2021 • Permalink