“Seasoned salt” is a blend of salt, herbs and spices. “Seasoned salt is salt with some experience” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Dan Regan on April 9, 2014. “Seasoned salt. just salt, but with some experience” was posted on Twitter by karina on April 10, 2014.
“What do you call a spice with some experience? Seasoned Salt” was posted on Twitter by Laffy Taffy on August 17, 2021.
Other “seasoned” jokes include “Seasoned fries are what rookie fries eventually become” and “The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.”
Wikipedia: Seasoned salt
Seasoned salt is a blend of table salt, herbs, spices, other flavourings, and sometimes monosodium glutamate (MSG). It is sold in supermarkets and is commonly used in fish and chip shops and other take-away food shops. Seasoned salt is often the standard seasoning on foods such as chicken, French fries, deep-fried seafood, and potatoes.
Twitter
Dan Regan
@Social_Mime
Seasoned salt is salt with some experience.
7:22 PM · Apr 9, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
karina
@karinaaosswald
Seasoned salt. just salt, but with some experience
8:56 PM · Apr 10, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Laffy Taffy
@LaffyTaffy
The battle to become Dad Joke Champ continues. Which joke makes you LOL harder?
What do you call a spice with some experience?
Seasoned Salt
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@Social_Mime
What do you call a frog that parked in the wrong place?
Toad
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@AndyLalwani
Seasoned salt
55.9%
Toad
44.1%
161 votes
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Final results
10:20 AM · Aug 17, 2021·Twitter Web App
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