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Entry from February 28, 2019
“Self-checkouts are for teenagers buying their first condoms”

Teenagers used to be embarrassed making their first condom purchases at drug stores. Now, however, there is self-checkout.

“No self checkout was created for every 17 year old boy buying condoms for the first time” was posted on Twitter by Bryce on March 8, 2011. “Remember how crazy embarrassed you were the first time you bought condoms? Just think, kids today get to use self-checkout lanes. Bastards!!” was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Oldfield on April 23, 2011. “Self checkouts are saving thousands of teenagers from the embarrassment of their first condom purchases” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on February 27, 2019.


Twitter
Bryce
@WestendWhale
Replying to @lordstewie
@LordStewie No self checkout was created for every 17 year old boy buying condoms for the first time
9:52 PM - 8 Mar 2011

Twitter
Jonathan Oldfield
@NodenGin
Remember how crazy embarrassed you were the first time you bought condoms? Just think, kids today get to use self-checkout lanes. Bastards!!
3:14 PM - 23 Apr 2011

Twitter
Patrick McCue
@MickCuee
I think self checkout was invented by a guy who had to buy tampons or maybe a kid buying their first condoms
12:29 PM - 13 Aug 2011

Twitter
jlh
@_Just_Ignant
Self checkout RT @BFost15 Do y’all remember that awkward moment when you bought condoms for the first time??
9:18 PM - 27 Jan 2012

Twitter
Taylor McCain ♌
@thenakedz
Does the first time u bought condoms count if u used the self-checkout
10:40 PM - 9 Aug 2012

Twitter
Andrew
@SparkleUVA
Just admit - all guys were excited when they first realized they could use self checkout to buy condoms.
12:12 AM - 9 Apr 2013

Twitter
shanebowers
@bowserbowers
Self checkout at stores was made for buying condoms your first time 😂
11:05 PM - 25 Dec 2013

Twitter
Driv3r Respecter
@sleepyjournal
Kids these days with their self checkout lanes will never the terror of buying their first pack of condoms from the drug store
4:49 PM - 3 Dec 2018

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted byu/t-had February 27, 2019
Self checkouts are saving thousands of teenagers from the embarrassment of their first condom purchases.

Twitter
reddit bot
@thejerrys_bot
Self checkouts are saving thousands of teenagers from the embarrassment of their first condom purchases.
9:56 PM - 27 Feb 2019

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Thursday, February 28, 2019 • Permalink