"Seltzer is just angry water” is a saying for those who think that carbonation makes water angry. “In my opinion seltzer is just angry water” was posted on Twitter by K8 on June 18, 2016. “Seltzer is just angry water” was posted on Twitter by Oliver Tweek on August 7, 2016.
Similar sayings include “Club soda is just angry water,” “Sparkling water is just angry water,” “Sprite is just angry water” and “Vodka is just angry water.”
Wikipedia: Carbonated water
Carbonated water or soda water is water containing dissolved carbon dioxide gas, either artificially injected under pressure or occurring due to natural geological processes. Carbonation causes small bubbles to form, giving the water an effervescent quality. Common forms include sparkling natural mineral water, club soda, and commercially produced sparkling water (also known as ‘seltzer water’ in the U.S.).
Club soda, sparkling mineral water, seltzer and many other sparkling waters contain added or dissolved minerals such as potassium bicarbonate, sodium bicarbonate, sodium citrate, or potassium sulfate. These occur naturally in some mineral waters but are also commonly added artificially to man-made waters to mimic a natural flavor profile.
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K8
@K8r_Tot
In my opinion seltzer is just angry water
9:02 PM - 18 Jun 2016 from Medfield, MA
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Oliver Tweek
@OliverTweek
Seltzer is just angry water. What do you think about that @clubsodakenny Get it?
9:25 PM - 7 Aug 2016
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Sav
@savannahblouin_
Seltzer is just angry water. Goodnight.
10:39 PM - 29 Sep 2017
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Jordan Brown
@loovejho
unpopular opinion: seltzer is just angry water and la croix is the worst of them
2:29 PM - 27 Jun 2018
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Smalls
@shutupsmalls
Seltzer is just angry water
4:33 PM - 28 Jul 2018
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Matt Simkulet
@matt_sim11
Seltzer is just angry water
10:26 AM - 25 Aug 2018
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🕊Lil Kracker 🕊
@RealLilKracker
Seltzer is just angry water
3:04 PM - 5 Apr 2019
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