“Pizza is like sex—when it’s good, it’s terrific, and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good” is a saying that has been associated with Goldberg’s Pizza in New York City. This is often shortened to, “Pizza is like sex—even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.”
   
”#BestAdvice ‘Sex is like pizza: even when it’s bad, you still gotta pay for it’ via @NickDiPaolo” was posted on Twitter by NYC Comedy by January 11, 2010. “‘Pizza is like sex. even when its bad… you still have to pay for it!’ @NickDiPaolo Funniest quote ever!” was posted on Twitter by Matt on December 17, 2010. Nick Di Paolo is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, radio personality and podcast host.
 
       
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Nicholas Rocco “Nick” Di Paolo (born January 31, 1962) is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, radio personality and podcast host. In July 2018, he launched his new audio and video podcast, The Nick Di Paolo Show. Was also an emcee on truTV Presents: World’s Dumbest.
 
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Harvey Shepard
@harveyshepard
sex is like pizza - always good, but even better when you don’t have to pay for it.
11:07 PM - 27 Jul 2009
     
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NYC Comedy
@ComicsNY
#BestAdvice “Sex is like pizza: even when it’s bad, you still gotta pay for it” via @NickDiPaolo
1:46 PM - 11 Jan 2010
 
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Ookla the Mok
@ActuallyOokla
Sex is like pizza: No matter bad how it is, you still have to pay for it
4:09 PM - 13 Mar 2010
   
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Matt
@TheOtherMLK
“pizza is like sex. even when its bad… you still have to pay for it!” @NickDiPaolo Funniest quote ever!
11:22 PM - 17 Dec 2010
   
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Warren Holstein
@WarrenHolstein
Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad you have to pay for it… and they never take credit cards.
5:26 PM - 7 Jan 2011
 
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FTL Hard Rock Improv
@ImprovFTL
I’VE NEVER HAD BAD PIZZA…TO ME PIZZA IS LIKE SEX…EVEN WHEN IT’S BAD…..YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT - Nick Di Paolo ^WW
1:35 PM - 17 Jun 2011
 
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
Grandpa used to say ‘Sex is like pizza.  Even when it’s bad, you still have to pay for it.’
8:04 PM - 2 Jul 2011
 
Google Books
The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said
Selected and compiled by Robert Byrne
New York, NY: Touchstone
2012
Pg. ?:
149
Pizza is like sex. Even when it’s bad, you still have to pay for it. —Nick Di Paolo
 
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Jamie
7/22/13
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For politicians like Eliot Spitzer, sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad, you still have to pay for it.
 
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Buzzy McBuzzersen
@RickKamm
Pizza is a lot like sex, even when it’s bad you still have to pay for it. Amirite @pizzahut ? Yay! #fakepizza
10:25 PM - 30 Jul 2013
     
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang
Grand-dad always used to say “Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, you still have to pay for it.”
1:38 PM - 20 Apr 2017
 
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Sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad…
submitted August 10, 2018 by LifeSlowlyDissolves
You still have to pay for it.