Some people believe that you can share things, but not pizza. Pizza must be all yours.

“I share, pics that is, not pizza!” was cited on Twitter on Noember 30, 2009. “Share Love Not Pizza” was cited on Twitter on February 11, 2013. “You share cake but not pizza” was cited on Twitter on December 3, 2013.

“Crazy Sexy Book Life” wrote “Share sarcasm, not pizza” on Twitter in 2015.

Other sarcasm remarks include “I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words,” “I’m allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm,” “Sarcasm is just one more service we offer,” “Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don’t know how to play chess,” “Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit” and “Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.”


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Crazy Sexy Book Life
@Crazy_Sexy_Life
I like girls and books. My blood type is caffeine +. Share sarcasm, not pizza. I retweet – a lot.

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Fat Boys
‏@TheFatBoys
Do you want my avatar? I share, pics that is, not pizza! http://yfrog.com/4e65294569j
12:31 PM - 30 Nov 2009

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cyndi
‏@Princesscyndi21
@bazooka77 u will share chips but not pizza huh? @nyylovelyheidy
12:47 AM - 10 Aug 2010

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Adot
‏@STR8outta112TH
“We can share money we can share bitches but not pizza” lmao @Dey_Phil_nMe
1:20 PM - 30 Nov 2010

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Izzy Izz™
‏@NoBabyTeXas
@MRSOHIM yeah I’ll share chicken, but not pizza or dessert
10:09 AM - 4 Feb 2012

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Crush Pizzeria
‏@CrushPizza
Share Love Not Pizza - Buy one get one Free - http://olourl.com/3ZX/yc
6:00 AM - 11 Feb 2013

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BlackoRicaNese
‏@airiQ_JONES14
I share kit kats, not pizza 😜
12:22 AM - 18 Nov 2013

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jimmy
‏@RESTlNPIECES
@Calum5SOS you share cake but not pizza 😳
6:12 PM - 3 Dec 2013

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Nacho BC
‏@Verified_Kamina
share happiness not pizza
11:29 AM - 17 Jan 2014

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acaban
‏@thekacabians
Can always share air with me but not pizza! 😌
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9:14 AM - 9 Apr 2015

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Kate Frankel
‏@frankelisms
“You share weed but not pizza?!”
9:46 PM - 24 Sep 2014

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hasan
‏@saazishi_tweep
@IBeChurail share love not pizza!
10:07 AM - 1 Dec 2014

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Creative Chunks
‏@Creative_Chunks
we can share our Ideas, but not Pizza..!!
#LunchTime
#CreativeChunks http://fb.me/7sXZOnFWI
3:02 AM - 3 Mar 2015

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Guan Sez
‏@GuanSez
Caffeine donor for life! @Crazy_Sexy_Life I like girls and books. My blood type is caffeine +. Share sarcasm, not pizza.
8:04 PM - 10 Aug 2015

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Harsh Amlani
‏@harsh_amlani
Share sarcasm not pizza.
4:38 AM - 17 Aug 2015

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Kels
‏@kels80
@millie_railton oh also, I will share wine but not pizza
12:23 PM - 20 Nov 2015

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‏@thinljpped
@Michael5SOS share homework answers not pizza
10:09 PM - 25 Nov 2015