Entry in progress—B.P.
Urban Dictionary
Brewing a Shartonnay
The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.
Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.
#shart#stomachache#fart#poop#shit#fine wine
by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009
Urban Dictionary
Shartonnay
A derivative of the term “shart”, which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone’s drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating “Shartonnay”.
My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.
#shartonnay#shart#sharted#sharting#chardonnay
by shartmaster1 July 02, 2013
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/rwwterp May 19, 2020
I told my dad that “This wine smells funny”
He replied “because it’s Shartonnay”.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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