“Shaved ice” is a dessert of ice shavings or finely crushed ice, usually sweetened with syrups. There is no “hairy ice” (unshaved ice), but there are jokes.
     
“Shaved ice sno-cone…am glad its shaved..hairy ice is gross” was posted on Twitter by ChrisArvan.eth on May 1, 2009. “Shaved ice. Because hairy ice makes me gag. #random” was posted on Twitter by MarieIris on August 14, 2009. “Shaved ice > hairy ice” was posted on Twitter by Benjamin Douglas on July 4, 2012.
     
“If there is shaved ice, there must be hairy ice, right?” was posted on Twitter by 𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘰 𝘠𝘢𝘯𝘨 on November 3, 2012. “if there’s shaved ice,,,, is there hairy ice?” was posted on Twitter by “alive sometimes” on March 11, 2017. “Shaved ice implies the existence of hairy ice” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on April 15, 2019.
     
       
Wikipedia: Shaved ice
Shaved ice is a large family of ice-based dessert made of fine shavings of ice or finely crushed ice and sweet condiments or syrups. Usually, the syrup is added after the ice has been frozen and shaved—typically at the point of sale. However, flavoring can also be added before freezing. The dessert is consumed worldwide in various forms and ways. Shaved ice can also be mixed with large quantities of liquid to produce shaved ice drinks.
   
Twitter
ChrisArvan.eth
@ChrisArvan
Shaved ice sno-cone…am glad its shaved..hairy ice is gross
5:23 PM · May 1, 2009·Twitter Web Client
     
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Joseph Bolton
@31FlavorsOfJoe
Oh my god it’s so hot and i’m sweating my bizalls off over here, anyone got some shaved ice because hairy ice just gross hahahaha
10:48 PM · Jul 19, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
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MarieIris
@marieiris
Shaved ice. Because hairy ice makes me gag. #random
8:37 PM · Aug 14, 2009·Twitter Web Client
         
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Charlie Speez
@CharlieSpeez
I love shaved ice treats!  Hairy ice treats are just nasty!
4:44 PM · Jul 20, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Sam LW
@DoubleBerg426
Shaved ice sounds a lot more delicious than hairy ice.
12:16 PM · Sep 5, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Will Smith
@MrPawsitivity
Never heard of “hairy ice” why else would ppl shave ice? Hmm wonder if they use straight razor or much 3.. make my own then.
12:26 PM · Apr 22, 2012·TweetCaster for Android
   
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Chris Cullen
@ChrisCullen22
Selling shaved ice on the side of the road! Does that mean it was hairy to start off?? Is rather not eat hairy ice! Lol
1:08 PM · May 4, 2012·Twitter for Android
 
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Benjamin Douglas
@bendsli
Shaved ice > hairy ice
8:25 PM · Jul 4, 2012·Twitter SMS
   
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𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘰 𝘠𝘢𝘯𝘨
@jecbata
If there is shaved ice, there must be hairy ice, right?
8:39 AM · Nov 3, 2012·@tweetitow
   
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Saylar Elise Green
@saylarjerry
“I like shaved ice because its so much better than hairy ice”
#badfairjokes
6:13 PM · Aug 11, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Penguin Pit Stop
@PenguinPitStop
Tomorrow’s special: Our very own Penguin Pit Stop “Shaved Ice - Because Hairy Ice Is Gross” shirts for only $10…. http://fb.me/3XnEzg9xR
7:21 PM · Dec 22, 2014·Facebook
   
Twitter
alive sometimes
@VEXYSANGGIBE
if there’s shaved ice,,,, is there hairy ice?
11:12 PM · Mar 11, 2017·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/scoober9 April 15, 2019
Shaved ice implies the existence of hairy ice
 
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bre
@zombreana
Replying to @shamadeinheaven and @captainkalvis
“shaved ice implies the existence of hairy ice”
12:50 AM · Apr 16, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Alejandro
@AlexNoir313
Shaved ice implies the existence of hairy ice
12:02 PM · Apr 16, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
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Just Plain Creepy (JPC)(ask about collabs)
@fuzzypantaloons
Shaved ice implies the existence of hairy ice.
(stole this from facebook)
11:57 AM · Feb 26, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
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val
@ded_inside69
shaved ice implies the existence of hairy ice
4:14 PM · Aug 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
life ruiner. ruins lives.
@rehabtoad
“shaved ice” implies the existence of trimmed ice and hairy ice.
7:22 PM · Jul 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Captain Cube |°ᵕ° | ENVtuber
@CaptainCubeTube
Shaved ice implies the existence of hairy ice
4:13 PM · Jan 20, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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☆ THE CEO ☆
@FrankieSerka
Shaved ice implies the existence of hairy ice
12:37 AM · Nov 5, 2021·Twitter Web App