"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria” is an old joke sign that supposedly appeared in a college cafeteria in 1975. Underneath the sign was scribbled, “Socks can eat any place they want.” The joke was popularized in a 1975 issue of The Reader’s Digest and has been included in many humor collections.
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The Reader’s Digest
Volume 106
1975
Pg. 42:
A notice in a University of Colorado campus cafeteria stated: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.”
Someone wrote below: “Socks can eat wherever they want.”
— Contributed by Mike Shrout
20 May 1975, Bennington (VT) Banner, pg. 4, col. 7:
Humor
Cafeteria rules
A notice in a University of Colorado campus cafeteria stated: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.”
Someone wrote below: “Socks can eat wherever they want.”
-- Reader’s Digest
1 December 1975, The Express (Lock Haven, PA), pg. 10, col. 2:
Watch that syntax!...Catholic Digest’s Kenn Maloney tells about the sign at Georgetown University which reads: “Shoes Are Required to Eat in the Cafeteria.”...Underneath, someone scribbled: “Socks May Eat Where They Want To.”
6 June 1976, The Sun (Baltimore, MD), pg. SM30:
Sign in a university cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.” Someone wrote below: “Slacks can eat wherever they want.”
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22 November 1976, Prescott (AZ) Courier, “Quips & Quotes,” Magazine, pg. ?, col. 2:
A sign on a university bulletin board reads: “Shoes Are Required to Eat in the Cafeteria.”
Underneath, somebody had scribbled, “Socks may eat wherever they want to.”
-- Dorothea Kent
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Fractured English
By Richard Lederer
New York, NY: Pocket Books
1996
Pg. 81:
At the entrance of a college cafeteria: SHOES ARE REQUIRED TO EAT IN THE CAFETERIA. Penciled underneath: SOCKS CAN EAT ANYWHERE THEY WANT.
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Sign in a cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want.”
San Diego (CA) Union-Tribune
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Written by Tom Blair
4:04 a.m., Dec. 19, 2010
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Evan Bostich, a veteran of the grammar police, wonders at the sign he saw posted outside a North County diner: “Shirts and shoes are required to eat inside.” “So why,” he asks, “can’t shoes and shirts eat outside?”
New York City • Restaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • (3) Comments • Wednesday, July 11, 2012 • Permalink