"Shortest horror story: Monday” is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 12, 2012.
Twitter
Sarah
@SPNsneezes
Shortest horror story: Monday.
9:57 PM - 12 Feb 2012
Twitter
zc
@zchyng
Shortest horror story ever: tomorrow is Monday. True. Sleep time. 
10:12 AM - 19 Feb 2012
Twitter
rachel
@rachelpimienta
The World’s Shortest Horror Story: It’s Monday
11:14 PM - 12 Aug 2012
Twitter
Grant Cariaga
@GrantCariaga
SHORTEST HORROR STORY: Monday bukas.
6:12 AM - 23 Sep 2012
Twitter
MARIO
@Quantum_Aghori
Shortest horror story: “Monday is returning”
4:22 AM - 7 Oct 2012
Twitter
9GAG
@9GAG
Shortest horror story: Monday
12:05 PM - 10 Feb 2013
Facebook
Talbot and Bons
May 13, 2013 · Gudja, Malta ·
Shortest horror story: Monday!
Sophia Ignateva
MONDAY, 22 SEPTEMBER 2014
Shortest horror story, Monday.
Some photos from the worst day of the week, Monday!
Me.Me
SHORTEST HORROR STORY MONDAY MEME
MEMES MONDAYS MONDAY 🤖 HORROR SHORTEST HORROR STORY SHORTEST HORROR STORIES
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El Arroyo
@ElArroyo_ATX
#ElArroyoATX #ElArroyoSign
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
WORLD’S
SHORTEST
HORROR STORY:
MONDAY
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From the website LeFunny.net: “Shortest horror story: Monday.”
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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